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FRIED CHICKEN

What's up orangutan, I like that crazy hair.... (J.F.)

About Me

My name is Robin, I am smarter than I look and act, I am not afraid to act ridiculous as long as I am having fun, I love to karaoke but I am terrified of public speaking, I love Mexican food, I am usually the comic relief when I am in social situations, The only thing I learned in Politics class was that Vietnam was never technically declared "War," I know more about dinosaurs than I know about cooking, I own enough gift wrap to wrap the gifts of 200 families (no exaggeration), I am open minded and embrace other cultures and their traditions (except for the food), I consider myself to be likeable.. but it takes a long time to love me, When I see animals loose in the street I cry, I hate giving blood (phlebotomists are evil), If someone offends me I am not afraid to bite back, If I act uncomfortable or bored around someone it means I don't like them, I am very confrontational and headstrong, I am a relaxed driver, I don't often give second chances, I have a bad habit of expecting things, I am somewhat arrogant, I am high maintenance, Birds scare the bejeezus out of me, I am terrified of aliens abducting people, I do not let people tell me what to do, I have never been interested in going on a picnic, I used to want to be in the F.B.I., I don't trust myself with a gun, you shouldn't trust me with a gun, I don't know what bologna is made of, I am addicted to decorating TV shows, I have OCD and constantly wash my hands, I don't care what people think of me because I like myself and if they don't like me.. I just see it as "they are missing out." If you're still reading this, then I am still talking about myself. Let's see, I am a pretty simple girl who likes just about everything. If I am not shopping, I am either working at the mall, working on my artwork, or reading. I am a local artist who mainly paints with acrylics. I love to go out with friends just for dinner or a movie. I am not into going to clubs or bars, I like to drink but not at bars. I go to Bakersfield College and will soon be transferring to CSUB. I am a Liberal Studies major and want to be an elementary school teacher (unless I change my mind). I love stupid-funny movies, hate teen movies, hate most 80's movies, and I am obsessed with Friends and Will and Grace. I love King of Queens also. Patton Oswalt and Jim Gaffigan are 2 of my favorite comedians. Augusten Burroughs and Maxx Barry are some of my favorite writers. I go to Pismo and Grover Beach a lot, those are only a few of the places I know of to go and be surrounded by peace and quiet. I like the city, but sometimes I need to get away. My plans for the future are to move to New York City and open my own gallery. As my main career I will pursue teaching and I want to eventually write and illustrate children's books. YES THESE ARE ACTUALLY MY PLANS...I do live in my own little world most of the time.. but I have high expectations for myself and I have a lot of goals. If I didn't have goals, then my life would be pretty meaningless.

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Which famous movie kiss are you? (pics)

Breakfast At Tiffany's
You are the Breakfast At Tiffany's kiss!
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Where Are You Destined to Live?
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New York
You're totally a big city type. This place is a lot of hustle and bustle because you want to rule the world and there aren't enough hours in the day to do it. Sure, it's stressful, but if you've got what it takes to make here you know that you can make it anywhere!
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Which Sex and the City character are you?
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You are Carrie!
You are sexy and smart. Carrie is the central character of the show, which means that you are a leader and have a positive aura. You have a balance of sex appeal and intellect. You are a people magnet.
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My Interests

I am an artist! COME VISIT MY ART WEBSITE! www.myspace.com/robin_albany. I love to travel, some of my favorite places to go to in California are Santa Barbara, Old town Pasadena, Pismo Beach and Hollywood. I really love San Francisco but it's too far away to visit! As afformentioned, I love painting. I don't really know how to classify my art, but people say it reminds them of Alice in Wonderland/Modern art... Shopping is always fun, but I need to get out of debt before I spend any more money. I want to save a few thousand and take a trip to Italy for a month by myself.. I think it would be a learning and a growing experience for me. I prefer to be alone rather than around a lot of people.

Cosmopolitan Greetings

Stand up against governments, against God. Stay irresponsible. Say only what we know & imagine. Absolutes are Coercion. Change is absolute. Ordinary mind includes eternal perceptions. Observe what’s vivid. Notice what you notice. Catch yourself thinking. Vividness is self-selecting. If we don’t show anyone, we’re free to write anything. Remember the future. Freedom costs little in the U.S. Asvise only myself. Don’t drink yourself to death. Two molecules clanking us against each other require an observer to become scientific data. The measuring instrument determines the appearance of the phenomenal world (after Einstein). The universe is subjective.. Walt Whitman celebrated Person. We are observer, measuring instrument, eye, subject, Person. Universe is Person. Inside skull is vast as outside skull. What’s in between thoughts? Mind is outer space. What do we say to ourselves in bed at night, making no sound? “First thought, best thought.” Mind is shapely, Art is shapely. Maximum information, minimum number of syllables. Syntax condensed, sound is solid. Intense fragments of spoken idiom, best. Move with rhythm, roll with vowels. Consonants around vowels make sense. Savour vowels, appreciate consonants. Subject is known by what she sees. Others can measure their vision by what we see. Candour ends paranoia.

Allen Ginsberg

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet all of the writers, actors, musicians, and artists that have shaped me and become a part of the person I am.

Music:

BANDS, IF I DON'T REQUEST YOU.....DO NOT CONTACT ME..I am not a promoter & I DO NOT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND!
Your Personality Profile
You are pure, moral, and adaptable.
You tend to blend into your surroundings.
Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends.

You believe that you live a virtuous life...
And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye.
As a result, people tend to crave your approval. The World's Shortest Personality Test
You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.

You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.

At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. What Temperment Are You?

Movies:

I hate chick flicks....I like anything w/ Steve Buscemi, Airheads, I hate Adam Sandler, American History X, Nightmare Before Christmas, I love The Shining, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Half Baked, foreign films are very interesting.... some are fabulous and some are just plain creepy --- (French- The Dinner Party), What Dreams May Come, Labyrinth, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow (one of my fav.), Pirates of the Carribbean 1 & 2 , All Disney classics, A Christmas Story, ELF, i am deathly afraid of ET. I love Strangers with Candy--that show is hillarious! My 2 favorite movies are Fight Club, and Death to Smoochy.

Television:

I have come to appreciate Seinfeld. I've never seen an episode of the Simpsons. I love Beavis and Butthead. I like any stand up comedy- i've seen practically every episode of Premium Blend. Kids in the Hall, South Park, Miami Ink. I don't watch a lot of TV, I prefer to read or do something constructive. I love Space Ghost Coast to Coast. I LOVE LUCY! I hate reality TV, I don't care about Anna Nicole, I don't care about the hairy brady bunch guy. I miss SIFL and OLLY!!!!

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk ("Choke" and "Diary") Thomas Harris ("Silence of the Lambs,"Hannibal", and "Red Dragon"..and the new one that's coming out soon) James Frey-"Million Little Pieces," and "My Friend, Leonard." Toni Morrisson (" The Bluest Eye") William Faulkner ("As I Lay Dying") Sophie Kinsella (Shopaholic series only) Augusten Burroughs-("Magical Thinking" -- my favorite, "Sellevision", "Dry", "Running With Scissors") Maxx Barry ("Syrup") Janet Fitch ("White Oleander") I like most anything by C. Bukowski, my favorites are "Fac-to-tum," and "Pulp." I am obsessed for some reason with books about addiction. This is why the majority of my library is filled with books on substance abuse and dependency issues. I would be a great drug counselor but I don't want to take all of those psychology classes...ZZzzZZz...

Heroes:

None specifically, but if anyone ever saves my life I'll be sure to jot their name down...