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SGT. Sausage

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My Interests

Condoms are for cowards.

I'd like to meet:

George W. Bush, John McCain, Will Ferrell, John Browning, Lieutenant General Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller and Jessica Alba's vagina.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

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Music:

See below...

Movies:

300, Casablanca, Fight Club, Seven, Pulp Fiction, Gone with the Wind, The Maltes Falcon, To Have and to Have Not, The Philadelphia Story, It's a Wonderful Life, Full Metal Jacket, Boys in Company C, Saving Silverman, Platoon, Apocalypse Now, Top Gun, Rocky, The Godfather, The Good Shepard, American Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Forrest Gump, American History X, Downfall, Rules of Engagement, Goodfellas, Casino, Heat, Zoolander, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Borat, Tommy boy, Jackass 1-2, Austin Powers 1-3, Walk the Line, The Shawshank Redemption, The Usual Suspects, The Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum, One Flew Over the Cuckcoo's Nest, Glengarry GlenRoss, Spartan, The Passion, The Deer Hunter, Legends of the Fall, Thank you for Smoking, Gladiator, Troy, The Weather Man, Momento, Flags of Our Fathers, Letters From Iwo Jima, A Few Good Men, Anchorman (THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER MADE), Talladega Nights, Blades of Glory, Stranger than Fiction, Kingpin, Grandma's boy, Waterboy, Happy Gilmore, Major League, Team America, South Park, The Simpsons, Dumb and Dumber, The Big Lebowski, Saving Private Ryan, Pumping Iron, Unforgiven, Interview with the Vampire, The Notebook, City of Angels, Braveheart, The Patriot, Caddyshack, There's Something About Mary, Dazed and Confused, NL Vacation movies, Strangers with Candy, Natural Born Killers, Saw 1-3, Hostel, Sin City, Grindhouse, Indiana Jones 1-3, Napoleon Dynamite, Super Troopers, Beerfest, Bruce Almighty, Love Actually, Trainspotting, Blazing Saddles, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, As Good As It Gets, The 40-year-old Virgin, Snatch, Office Space, American Pie(s), Blackhawk Down, Dirty Harry, Run Lola Run, Monty Python's The Holy Grail, Knocked up, Little Miss Sunshine, Airplane, The Departed, Flash Gordon, SuperBad, Notes on a Scandal, The Lives of Others, Pride and Prejudice, The Kingdom, Eastern Promises, American Ganster, No Country For Old Men, There Will Be Blood, Walk Hard, Backdoor Sluts 9

Television:

I like it alot.

Books:

Books?... If you can't fight it, fuck it or eat it... I'm not interested.

Heroes:

It's a toss up between John McCain, Hannah Montana, Hitler and whoever invented the blow job. I haven't decided which one I idolize more. But I'm kinda leaning towards the latter of my picks.

My Blog

God I hate San Francisco

July 4th in San Francisco. So many things to do!After attending the AK Press "Fuck the Fourth" party as a pre-holiday warm-up, I was hungry for some more Independence Day patriotism -- San Francisco s...
Posted by SGT. Sausage on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 10:01:00 PST