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The South Park Conservative

fratboy187

About Me

It's better to have a gun and not need one, than to need a gun and not have one
"There are four boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order." I'm smarter than you are.
You are a
Social Conservative

(35% permissive)

and an...
Economic Conservative
(88% permissive)

You are best described as a:
Strong Republican
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Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free .. Dating
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona TestStuff That Doesn't Suck:Black and Right RADICAL-CONSERVATIVE.ORG--Dedicated to the Eradication of Liberalism Hot Air: Kick-assed Video Blog LGF: Kick-assed Blog Crazy People Rule! One of the most eloquent symptoms of the moral bankruptcy of today's culture, is a certain fashionable attitude toward moral issues, best summarized as: "There are no blacks and whites; there are only grays." Gallatin Republicans PETA Can Suck My Right Nut REMEMBER CHAPPAQUIDDICK!!! ANNOY A LIBERAL: PEACE THROUGH SUPERIOR FIREPOWER!!! "Give a man a gun, and he thinks he's Superman...give him two, and he thinks he's God!!!" "If you shoot at me, I will be forced to shoot back...and I promise you, I will not miss!" Life...slowly pissed away 90 minutes at a time Rotten Tomatoes "You are going to tell me everything I want to know or I swear to God I will hurt you before I kill you, and no one will be able to stop me." GORILLAMASK: Where productivity goes to die! WIKIPEDIA..don't know something? Go here! Your brain is a muscle...if you don't use it, IT WILL ATROPHY!!! More guns, less crime If you have a MySpace account and you die, this is where you will end up. Upcoming Horror Movies The New American Castrati....The Voice of the Neuter is Heard Throughout the Land White Guilt and the Western Past: Why is America so delicate with the enemy? WWDD?....What would Democrats Do?Stuff That Sucks: Local Psychos Nothing but hate and vitriol National Psychos...WAY more hate and vitriol Michael Moore is a fat socialist weasel...and I'm sure smells like doughnuts Cindy Sheehan is violently retarded Learn what businesses not to support OR The Third Grade: Throwing Sand The funniest thing John Stewart has EVER said!!!!

My Interests

"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."
You scored as Foreign Policy Hawk. Foreign policy hawks believe that the spread of liberty throughout the world is the historic mission of the United States, and that it is vital for our security. They can be found in both political parties, and are united in their desire for a large military and a highly assertive foreign policy.

Pro Business Republican


100%

Foreign Policy Hawk


100%

Socially Conservative Republican


100%

Libertarian


90%

Green


40%

New Democrat


30%

Old School Democrat


25%
What's Your Political Philosophy?
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.. You scored as Special Forces. You are Special Forces. You are the best of the best. You are the elite American Soldier. You work in a small team of soldiers that become your brothers. Fighting unconventionally is your business. Many of your accomplishments will go unknown for decades or even forever.

Special Forces


83%

Armor


83%

Airborne/Air Assault


75%

Artillery


33%

Engineering


33%

Aviation


25%

Sniper (Advanced Marksman)


25%

Infantry


25%

Intelligence


0%

Other


0%
WHAT TYPE OF US SOLDIER ARE YOU?
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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Led Zeppelin, Ted Nugent, The Beatles(pre-drugged out material), The Rolling Stones, THE WHO, The Doors, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Metallica, The Smashing Pumpkins, Pantera, Depeche Mode, Chris Isaac, The Cure, White Zombie, NIN, Audioslave, Def Leppard, Pearl Jam (Ten ONLY), Elegant Machinery, Celebrate the Nun, The Eagles, Frank Sinatra, Fear Factory img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f290/fratboy187/South 20Park20-20Emo20Goth20Dance.gif"

Movies:


how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen My collection (almost finished...just in time for HD to take over, bastards!) Ace Venture Pet Detective, A.I.: Artificial Intelligence, Airheads, Airplane, Akira, Alice in Wonderland, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Altered States, Amazon Women on the Moon, Amelie, American Psycho, Anatomy, Animal Farm, Apocalypse Now, Army of Darkness, Badder Santa, Bad Taste, BASEketball, Basket Case, Batman, Batman Begins, Best In Show, Beverly Hills Cop, A Better Tomorrow I, A Better Tomorrow II, Being John Malkovich, The Big Hit, Billy Madison, Black Hawk Down, Blade Runner, Blood Simple, Blowout, The Blues Brothers, Blue Velvet, Body Double, Bottle Rocket, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Brain Damage, Brazil, The Breakfast Club, Broken Arrow, The Brood, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Bulletproof Monk,Cabin Fever, Cable Guy, Caddyshack, Casablanca, Casino, Chasing Amy, Chicken Run, Chopping Mall, A Christmas Story, Citizen Kane, City on Fire, City of Lost Children, Clerks, Confidence, The Corruptor, Creature Comforts, Creepshow, Cronos, The Crow,Dark City, Dawn of the Dead (1978), Dawn of the Dead (2004), Day of the Dead, Dead Alive, Death Wish, Deliverance, The Dentist, Desperado, Die Hard, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Die Hare With Avengeance, Dirty Harry, Dog Soldiers, Donnie Darko, The Doors, Dr. Strangelove, Dumb & Dumber, Dune,Edward Scissorhands, El Mariachi, The Elephant Man, The Enforcer (Jet Li), The Enforcer (Dirty Harry) Evil Dead, Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn, Evil Ed, The Exorcist, FACE/OFF, FahrenHYPE 9/11, Fargo, Faust, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Fight Club, A Fish Called Wanda, Fishing With John, Forgotten Silver, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Freeway, Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th Part 2, Friday the 13th Part 3, Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, Friday the 13th: A New Beginning, Friday the 13th: Jason Lives, Friday the 13th The New Blood, Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan, Freddy VS. Jason, From Dusk ‘Til Dawn, From Hell, Full Contact, Fulltime Killer,Ghost in the Shell, Ghost World, The Gift, GO, The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, The Godfather Part III, The Graduate, Halloween, Happy Gilmore, Hellraiser, Hellbound: Hellraiser II, The Hero, Homegrown, The Hidden Fortress, Hot Shots!, Hot Shots! Part Deux, House of 1000 Corpses, The Howling,Ichi the Killer, The Incredible Adventures of Wallace and Gromit, The Incredibles, It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World,Jackie Brown, Jawbreaker, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Jeepers Creepers, Joy Ride, Kentucky Fried Movie, Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Killing Zoe, Killer Condom, The Last Boyscout, Led Zeppelin: The Song Remains the Same, La Femme Nikita, Leon: The Professional, Lolita (1961), Lolita (1998), Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, The Return of the King, Lost Highway, Love Object, Made, Mad Max, Magnum Force, Mallrats, Manhunter, The Man Who Fell to Earth, The Man Who Wasn’t There, M*A*S*H, Major League, Mars Attacks, Memento, A Mighty Wind, Miller’s Crossing, Monty Python: The Meaning of Life, Life of Brian, And the Holy Grail, MST3K, Mulholland Drive, National Lampoon’s Animal House, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, National Lampoon’s Vacation, National Lampoon’s Van Wilder, Night of the Living Dead (1968), Night of the Living Dead (1990), The Nightmare Before Christmas, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Ninja Scroll, Office Space, The Omen, Once a Thief, Once Upon a Time in America, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Orgazmo,The Passion, Patton, PCU, PeeWee’s Big Adventure, Phantasm, Platoon, Poor White Trash, Predator, Pretty as a Picture: The Art of David Lynch, Primary Colors, Psycho,The Quick And The Dead,Raising Arizona, Rashomon, Re-Animator, Reservoir Dogs, Return Of The Living Dead, Return Of The Living Dead 3, Robocop, The Rock, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rope, Rosemary’s Baby, The Royal Tenebaums, The Rules of Attraction, Rushmore, Say Anything, Saving Private Ryan, Scarface, Scream, Seven, Seven Samurai, Shaft (1971), Shaft (2000), The Shining (Kubrick), A Simple Plan, Sin City, Sixteen Candles, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Spaceballs, Spider Baby, Spun, Star Wars: Episodes I-VI, The Straight Story, Strange Days, Strange Brew, Sudden Impact, S.W.A.T., Swingers,Tape Heads, Taxi Driver, Team America: World Police, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), The Three Kings, Thriller: A Cruel Picture, Tin Cup, Toxic Avenger, Toxic Avenger Part 2, Toxic Avenger Part 3: The Last Temptation of Toxie, Toxic Avenger 4: Citizen Toxie, Toy Story, Toy Story 2, The Thing (1982), Time Bandits, Total Recall, Trading Places, The Transporter, Trekkies, Trekkies 2, Troma’s War, True Romance, 28 Days Later, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me,Uncle Saddam, The Usual Suspects,Vampire Hunter D, Vampire’s Kiss, Versus,Waiting For Guffman, The Wall, Weird Science, Wes Craven’s New Nightmare, Where Eagles Dare, Wild At Heart, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Windtalkers, Wishmaster 1 and 2,X-Men, X2: X-Men United, X3: The Last Stand

Television:


What South Park Character Are You? !PICTURES!


Eric Cartman
You are a total asshole and you love food! You find picking on people satisfying and nobody likes you as much as you might hope. Sorry but I wouldnt want to be your friend!
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com South Park (good conservative television) , 24, M*A*S*H, MST3K, The Sopranos, The Simpsons (the first 8 seasons), Twin Peaks img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f290/fratboy187/2420- 20Jack20Bauer20Running20From20.gif"

Books:

The Dictionary..it's got all the other books in it;) Non-fiction

My Blog

The New York Times endorses McCain for the GOP nomination. You be sure to follow their lead!

*phew*  Thank God for the NY Times, Keith Olbermann, and Katie Couric, otherwise I don't think I'd be able to think for myself!!Make note of the "reasons" why  they disapprove of the other c...
Posted by The South Park Conservative on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:22:00 PST

Kerry / McCain 2004 OR Is McCain in the wrong party?

Just how short is everyone's attention span?Is McCain In The Wrong Party?January 21, 2008In 2004, one of John McCain's closest associates, John Weaver, spoke to John Kerry about the possibility of McC...
Posted by The South Park Conservative on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:13:00 PST

My caucus is February 5th. Plead your case...

Montana's GOP Caucus is February 5th, and I'm "special", AND I get a vote.We all know what opinions are like...gimme yours.Who are you backing and WHY??ONLY RULE:  You are NOT allowed to mention ...
Posted by The South Park Conservative on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:40:00 PST

Mike Huckabee’s Weak Sauce: lose your own soul

What a bunch of bullshit, listen to the roar of laughter from the press.... Now a "clean" version has made it's way to FOX NEWS, no doubt  made possible by the Huckabee campaign... ...
Posted by The South Park Conservative on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:46:00 PST

Video: Overview of America

Thirty minutes of your life that you won't regret.  Scouts honor!If you've already watched it please pass it on.  Knowledge is not a bad thing. Thx Dre...
Posted by The South Park Conservative on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:23:00 PST

Videos: Defining Progressive

The Center for American Progress has a new ad campaign to differentiate progressivism and conservatism: "Conservatives are for raping babies (just cuz they're e...
Posted by The South Park Conservative on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 12:16:00 PST

NBC and how fuckin’ stupid YOU are...

Fucktards. As I type this, my monitor is being lit by candlelight!  I'M PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!Good for them!!  Shuttin' off the lights!!!  Except for the giant monitors...and ...
Posted by The South Park Conservative on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:13:00 PST

Ron Paul supporters getting creepier by the minute

My local headquarters back during the 2006 election cycle...Evidently, Ron Paul supports are just a bunch of ignorant libtards.  Leftists who yearn for anarchy..."WOOHOO, EVERYONE'S EQU...
Posted by The South Park Conservative on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:16:00 PST

Electric Cars and the Douche Bags who drive them....

I gotta rant...."Distinctive European styling" ....fuckin' Euro-fagsSo I'm sitting here at the dealership and the libtard with his eco "friendly" cars is being filmed by the local college kids, docume...
Posted by The South Park Conservative on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 02:46:00 PST

Yeah...I pretty much rule...

That is all.
Posted by The South Park Conservative on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:55:00 PST