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Heather

wasitforthismylife i sought?maybe so,maybe not

About Me

hmmmmm- i've heard that i'm kind of an a$$hole.. yeah. that's about right. i think most of you are assholes, too. now that we have that out of the way...... allow myself to introduce myself.. i am ritchie cunningham and this is my wife, oprah.. blow me. i am hopelessly in loveobviously, that has nothing to do with me but it sums things up nicely- come by the dakota and see what really goes on
You scored as The Pretty-Boi Dyke. You can be a bit cocky at times and ever the heartbreaker, but no one knows that you're really just looking for true love.

The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke


70%

The Pretty-Boi Dyke


70%

The Femme Fatale


60%

The Magic Earring Ken Dyke


50%

The Student Dyke


50%

The Stud


40%

The Surprise! Dyke


30%

The Sprightly Elfin Femme


30%

The Little-Boy Dyke


20%

The Hipster Dyke


20%

The Granola Dyke


15%

The Quasi-Gothic Femme


5%

The Bohemian Dyke


0%
What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.)
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Kyle
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My Interests

music, life & living it- drag, painting, porn, wrestling/making friends with hobos, smokin' crack.. ok i don't actually smoke crack
Which drunk are you?
You're drunk like me
You're suave, sensual, can play the guitar like a mother effing right even after 40 oz of rum, you epitomise what drunkenness should be...

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I'd like to meet:

party people, the iguana inside my iguana, grrls, the elusive santa cruz lesbian... my drag king self, mr. jack hoff

Music:

devil makes three, gfrapp, phish, violent femmes, pj harvey, melissa ferrick, m.b., richard cheese, bitch and animal, nina simone, etta james, yeah yeah yeahs, millie jackson, cake, james, jude, betsy's talent, dashboard, letigre, frank sinatra, potusa, any go-go outta dc is fine by me!! junkyard, chuck brown, northeast groovers, rare essence, EU and many many mixed cds that were given to me by friends sans artist/song titles

Movies:

mullholland drive, a christmas story, donnie darko, funny farm, the money pit, can't hardly wait, a bronx tale, stepford wives, stealing home, anything with shannon tweed...

Television:

good eats, simpsons, jeopardy, family guy.. and yes, after all of these years without cable, i have finally gotten into the L-word

Books:

a short history of nearly everything(bill bryson.. READ IT!)pass the test, there's a wocket in my pocket, laws of spirit, the phish companion, written on the body, jitterbug perfume

Heroes:

stephen hawking

My Blog

hot bitches

why are they all leavin'?
Posted by Heather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

frankie's mantra

all i want is sex with you and sometimes food a movie or a play and some sleep but not too much though and a shower and shampoo that's all i really want with you...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST