Ivan Nechayev - ProfilesArchive

About Me

oi. I'm Logan. i am the bastard child of weird parents, and TV. i like to make movies, and hangout in my boxers ...at an early age i was abandoned by my biological parents (the dahli llama and buddah). left to die in the wilds of Madagascar, a troop of lemurs took me in. they taught me the way of the ninja and how to decorate a room for under $1000. but early in my life a poacher killed the lemurs that had become my family. i hid in the landing gear of a plane which landed in Britain. after graduating from oxford, i came to America, where i currently reside. for more interesting info read my action-packed-super-blog. i call it BLOGZILLA. you can call it friend...

My Interests

it's a nice day, get off myspace and go outside.

I'd like to meet:

the people who made this video!(Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)
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Add to My Profile | More VideosDinghys can be dangerous.
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Add to My Profile | More VideosPluto Attacks Kid at Disneyland
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Music:

jimmy eat world-cake-kaizer orchestra-misfits-U2-nobody got shot-rammstien-snow patrol-modest mouse-jet-Franz Ferdinand-twisted sister-blind melon-system of a down-blue flannel-CKY-red hot chili peppers-weird al yankovich-pink floyd-Stephen lynch

Movies:

i make funny movie with the film box. it no steal your soul. me promise this you!

Television:

To properly explain why i ended up like this i have to add in the role tv played in my youth. I watched too much and it had horrible effects. I fell just fell short of having breast development. My mind is the bastard child of the world at large, tv, and my upbringing. I knew too much and the shock of knowing the world is out of control warped me too far to save. Tv is the most powerful weapon of the resistance. "creating members for le resistance every day since 1953"

Books:

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Targets red and black

Heroes:

Charles Darwin. he's been a great substitute for "god".

My Blog

i want to go insane

everyting is so wonderfully jaded, structured, and controlled. like tiny puzzle pieces we all fit into the complex picture of social harmony. i have decided to do my assignments, tr...
Posted by Ivan Nechayev on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:35:00 PST

holy crap..... i'm awesome

Awesome. That is what this day is. This is a day of celebration, disasterbation, and fornication. Today, we celebrate my 30000th hit on my worthless blog! America, fuck yeah! Travel the world,...
Posted by Ivan Nechayev on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:45:00 PST

save the republic

"The greatest nation on earth." that's what some call it. But why is it so great? Is it great because it's powerful? We have the ability to kill everyone with the push of a button.....
Posted by Ivan Nechayev on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 02:25:00 PST

danger logan's magical pimp bus

I'm not a fag. I don't want to share my unimportant dreams with you. I do not like boys. That said: I had the greatest dream of m...
Posted by Ivan Nechayev on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:54:00 PST

water ride on the Internets!

Hello. My name is Danger Logan, and I will be taking you on your tour of the Internet. I am also required by law to tell you that I am a registered sex offender. Before...
Posted by Ivan Nechayev on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:09:00 PST

don't read this blog. it's about the best band ever.

my ears have been raped. their sweet innocence stolen in one diabolically pleasurable act. who was the sick bastard who raped my ears? who was the evil pervert? well for...
Posted by Ivan Nechayev on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:33:00 PST

Bummed out, the great american colon cleansing

shitby: Danger Logan StefonekI sat down and released everything in the universe. I was Shiva: creator, destroyer, preserver of worlds. Or possibly I was Shiva's less successful bro...
Posted by Ivan Nechayev on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:24:00 PST

the great american colon cleansing

greetings danger fans. my special forces commander sent me a message today. it read as follows: "bastard, post a new blog". now some would send him a snappy, and short tempered mess...
Posted by Ivan Nechayev on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:39:00 PST

call to arms

this is wrong. this is so wrong i can't even talk about it. you know why it's wrong, i don't need to tell you. you see how mankind likes to rape the land and the beings in it.?how would you like to be...
Posted by Ivan Nechayev on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:48:00 PST

my cat can beat up your cat

my cat can beat up your cat. it's true. she is 8 years old, weighs 4 lbs., and is afraid of loud noises (with the exception of gunshots). but she is also the biggest badass since bob barker. right now...
Posted by Ivan Nechayev on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:01:00 PST