OCKHAMZ RAZOR

Myspace Layouts OCKHAMZ RAZOR- (OCK-UMZ RAZOR). WILLIAM OCKHAM WAS A MEDIEVAL PHILOSPHER; WHO CAME UP WITH THE PHILOSOPHY THE SIMPLEST WAY TO SOLVE TWO OR MORE COMPETING THEORIES IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT ANSWER. AS LONG AS YOU FACTOR THE UNKNOWN. "THE SIMPLER THE EXPLANATION THE BETTER" . The Legend of the Shim Sham continues........... OCKHAMZ RAZOR, THE BEACH MONKEY POWER TRIO, FORMED IN 2003 ON OR AROUND MADEIRA BEACH OR TREASURE ISLAND, DEPENDING ON WHICH BUZZ MONGER'S TELLING THE STORY. HERE BE THE OPIUM VERSION AS TOLD BY THE OLD PROSPECTOR, TURD FERGUSON. CHRIS RIDER TOOK A SABBATICAL FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS, SOLD HIS SWAG, AND MOVED TO SUNSET BEACH ON TREASURE ISLAND FLORIDA IN SEARCH OF THE ULTIMATE MARGARITA RECIPE. WHILE SAMPLING DIFFERENT TEQUILA CONCOCTIONS, HE WOULD LAUNCH IN TO A MULTITUDE OF ORIGINAL SONGS ON HIS ACOUSTIC GUITAR. NEIGHBOR AND SURF KING ERIC SPAIN HEARD THE CRACKER'S DIDDIES AND A LIGHTBULB WENT ON IN HIS HEAD. A WEEL LATER HE REMEMBERED THE LIGHT WAS STILL ON, AND PUT FORTH HIS MIGHTY STONEHENGE PLAN!! HE UNITED THE CRACKER WITH SOUTHBEND INDIANA NATIVE AND PROFESSIONAL BBOZEHOUND/DRUM POUNDER ROBBY LOWE. ALL THAT WAS NEEDED WAS A BASS PLAYER. AFTER SEARCHING FOR ABOUT TWO MINUTES IT WAS DECIDED TO MAKE THE JACKYL E-MONEY SPAIN THE 4-STRING LOWE (SP) END TO GO WITH THE IRISH LAD'S LOKKA LOKKA MIGHTY SKIN FUNKITUDE. AND THE REST THEY SAY IS HISTORY. BUT FUCK WHAT THEY SAY, I'M TELLING THE STORY. DESCRIBED BY SOME AS SURF PUNK MEETS FLOYD-ESQUE GROOVE METAL, OCKHAMZ RAZOR BEGAN PLAYING TO AUDIENCES WITH SOME OF THE MOST ORIGINAL MUSIC OUT TODAY. PAIRED WITH THE LIKES OF THE ROOTS, DIGITAL UNDERGROUND, MORGAN HERITAGE, BADFISH, SUNBURN, AND BAD BOY TEXAS NATIVE JOHN ALLISON, THE OCKHAMZ RAZOR SHIM SHAMMERS HAVES ROCKED JANNUS LANDING, THE BISHOP, THE STATE THEATRE, THE ORPHEUM, THE DAQUERI DECK, RED'S ON THE BEACH (YOUR WELCOME), AND DONNY BASEBALL'S HOUSE OF BOOGIE!!! & WITH THE FINAL ADDITION of T&A BETTER KNOWN AS THE QUEEN WITHOUT THE U...E...E...N... LE SIREN... THERE IS NO WAY TO STOP THIS NINJA MONKEY DRIVEN FREIGHT TRAINSO DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE TO SEE THESE PANTY POPPIN, HERB HOPPIN, BEER SWILLIN, TREND KILLIN, SHIM SHAMMIN, FIST SLAMMIN, BRAIN LOSIN, BEACH CRUISIN, JACKASS BOWL BREAKIN GYPSY LIZARDS AT THEIR NEXT SHOW. THE BOYS PLAN ON AN EARLY 2007 RELEASE OF A FULL-LENGTH CD AND DVD DOCUMENTARY/MOCKUMENTARY. OCKHAMZ HAS BEEN WORKING IN CLOSE QUARTERS WITH ECKHERD COLLEGE FILM MASTERS AND BEST BUDS MICAH BARTELME AND JOSH STROUP, FOR THREE MONTHS COMPILING A WACKY MOVIE FOR YOU WACKY BASTARDS. THE RAZOR HEADS HAVE DEVELOPED A FOLLOWING OF BAD ASS FANS WHO LOVE ECLECTIC ORIGINAL MUSIC. YOU TOO CAN JOIN THIS RABID FAN BASE IF YOU CAN HOLD YOUR BUZZ. ALTHOUGH THIS IS NOT NECESSARY, IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. SO LET'S ALL ROCK OUT WITH OCKHAMZ RAZOR IN 2007, CAUSE THESE CRAZY NILLA' NINJAS NEED YOU!!!