Getting even with Oscar. Sex. Scuba Diving. Golf. Observing the stupidity of Mankind, myself included. Good food. Philosophy. Shoes. Fishing.
My wife.
Footprints:
I dreamed that I was walking down the beach with the Goddess. And I looked back and saw footprints in the sand.
But sometimes there were two pairs of footprints, and sometimes there was only one. And the times when there was only one pair of footprints, those were my times of greatest trouble.
So I asked the Goddess, “Why, in my greatest need, did you abandon me?â€
She replied, “I never left you. Those were the times when we both hopped on one foot.†And lo, I was really embarassed for bothering Her with such a stupid question.
-Carl Muckenhoupt
Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, ‘cuz by then, he’s a mile away, you’ve got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
When life gives you a lemon, say ‘Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?’
Something to drink to.
BLOODCAR!!! Best new movie!!!Night of the Living Dead. Dawn of the Dead. Day of the Dead. Shaun of the Dead. Return of the Living Dead. Evil Dead. I prefer Zombies. They remind me of my trip to Las Vegas. Ninjas, Pirates, or Zombies- you make the call.
Scrubs reruns.
Twilight of the Idols/The Antichrist. Scuba manuals. Foundation. Chinese philosophy. Heavy Metal. Juxtapoze.
People who have put up with far more than me and shone through it. My Parents top the list.