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berni~girl

This is how we roll...............

About Me



The porno of Berni's life will be called ...
"Life of a sex addict"
'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.comOk well, theres not much to say I'm the same as I've always been...Smakin that ass and being the best Slut I can be!!!! lol What you see is what you get..You would love to meet me in person...What a personality I've got..this is what im told...I love to live and laugh..I live in Chicago I work by day and have fun at night..make my buck and then gotta spend it..I am true to my friends, and evil to my enemies..but there are not to many of those..revenge can beeee swwweeeett, but remember it will always bite yo ass!! so chose wisely!! I don't hold grudges it gives you wrinkles!! I take one day at a time and see what tomorrow brings...I like to have a good time and you can find me making a fool of myself to make others smile.I guess you can say that I dont hold back...I'm a tyical girly girl..I can be a little fiesty...if you piss me off I will get in your face..but that rarly happens..I truly am a genuine sweetheart....remember don't judge a book by its cover....I have 3 tattoos...and I only want more!!! They are addictive!!!


Take the quiz:
Which famous actress are you?

Drew Barrymore
PARTY HARD, BABY! I'm Drew Barrymore!
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You Are Rain
You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.
You are best known for: your touch
Your dominant state: changing What Type of Weather Are You?
Your Celebrity Boob Twin:
Pamela Anderson Who's Your Celebrity Boob Twin?
You Are Basic Panties
You are a laid back chick with a real natural beauty.
You can make unwashed hair and minimal make-up super sexy.
Men tend to notice you show the "real you" - and they appreciate it.
And while basic makes boring for some, it looks classic on you. What Kind of Panties Are You?
You Belong in 1972
If you scored...
1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!
1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.
1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!
1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.
1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?

My Interests


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Your Porn Star Name Is...
Cindy Slit What's Your Porn Star Name?

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music,Sex,movies,Sex,dancing,Sex,drawing,Sex,singing,Sex,dru gs and rock and roll!!! :) I really love dancing and hangin out with friends, catching up on old times, and just livin! Take the quiz:
Which famous movie kiss are you?

Breakfast At Tiffany's
You are the Breakfast At Tiffany's kiss!

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what kind of smile do you have? (pics)

sexy smile
you are an optimistic, fun person who loves to showoff those pearly white teeth!!! you always find the good in everything and that alone is very sexy!

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You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?Take the quiz:
What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)

Green
You have green eyes. Green is the color of balance. Your eyes symbolize your ever need to learn. Green brings peace and harmony into our lives, as you may be a very optimistic person. At times you may be placid, lethargic, lazy, and slow, to the point of becoming moody and depressed. You may also be apathetic and have a fear rejection. Do not feel bad though, for what you may lack, you can in your ability to heal and bring hope to people. Some words to describe you: growth, fertility, harmony, healing, refreshing, peaceful, contentment, satisfaction, confidence, prosperous, hopeful, lucky, and beautiful.

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What does your birth month reveal about you?

May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

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.. You scored as Stabbed. You will die from being stabbed. Yay.

Suicide


100%

Posion


100%

Stabbed


100%

Gunshot


80%

Suffocated


73%

Accident


73%

Disease


67%

Disappear


40%

Natural Causes


33%

Bomb


33%

Eaten


33%

Cut Throat


20%

Drowning


0%
How Will You Die??
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Which Horror Movie Are You?

The Silence Of The Lambs
You're a thinker, a creator, and a very psychological person. You enjoy learning about other people, whether it is to befriend them, or to destory them. You take pride in being you, although you sometimes can get fed up with even yourself. You're an extremely intelligent person, but don't let your mind get the best of you. You're smarter than you think.

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You Are 76% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

You are The Empress

Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.

The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.

The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.

What Tarot Card are You?
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Your 1920's Name is:
Blossom Eddie What's Your 1920's Name?
You scored as Slut.

Slut


75%

Popular Bitch


69%

Athletic Tomboy


56%

Goth


38%

Hippy


31%

Preppy Girl


31%

Nerdy Girl


31%

Loser


6%
What type of girl are you?!!
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You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.

Hot


100%

Wet


94%

Exciting


88%

Violent


88%

Soft


81%

Sweet


75%

Shy


6%

Awkward


0%
What is your sexual style?
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I'd like to meet:

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Music:


You scored as Oi Oi Oi.

Oi Oi Oi


66%

sell out punk


50%

Gutter Punk


44%

Pop Punk


41%

old school punk


41%
What Kind Of Punk Are You?
created with QuizFarm.comTHE BIRTHDAY MASSACURE, the dresden dolls, NIN, tori amos, MADONNA, sarah mclachlin, the cURE, depeche mode, PRINCE, ministry, zeroMancer, linkin park, the sMiths, prodigy, motley crue, moby, kelly osbourne, KMFDM, I really like a lot of different music..I love to dance so any good beat will move my feet...Electronica is really good tooo!!! The list go's on and on...I know its very eclectic. I'm not a big fan of counrty...actually I really cant stand it!!!



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Movies:












Television:

love love love Charmed, Angel, Buffy..of course I watched them on DVD now...24, Law and Order, Scrubs, Inked, Miami Ink,....Old School...the Addams Family and the Munsters ...Forever Knight- awesome show..remember DANGER MOUSE!!! and I got hooked on Flavor of Love with Flava Flav!!!! Dave Chappelle Show...FUCK YO COUCH!!!! HHHHHHHHH and who didnt watch Bevis and Butthead!!!! Americas teen idols...
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?

Passion


100%

Mysterious


50%

Diamond Eyes


50%

Eyes full of Pain


8%
What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
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Books:

who has time to read these days.....alot of magazines...to get the latest gossip!! Seriously when I do find time I love Anne Rice books, Harry Potter..anything horror, suspense...
You're 85% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you! How Irish Are You?

Heroes:

The 1997 Fashion Show Punks are my HEROS!!! Friday Night's and Old Friends!
You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?You Are 88% Strange!

You are totally strange! In fact there isn't much normal about you at all. You march to the beat of your own drummer and are quite a unique individual. You stand out in the crowd and play by your own rules. Other people may find you bizarre and weird, but that's okay, who wants to be normal anyway? Congratulations on your high score!
How Strange Are You?


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My Blog

Seduction Style

..> Your Seduction Style: The Charismatic ..http://images.blogthings.com/whatisyourseductionstylequiz/ charismatic.jpg" height="100" width="100">You're beyond seductive, you're downright magnetic!Y...
Posted by berni~girl on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:47:00 PST

Silliness..... :)

Name : Berni Birthdate : Bunny Birthdate : 05-11-79 Birthplace : Oak Park,  IL Current Location : Chicago, IL Eye Color : Hazel - Green Hair Color : Dark Dark Brown Height : 5'7 Pierc...
Posted by berni~girl on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:10:00 PST

My Deadly Sins.....

Your Deadly Sins Pride: 40% Envy: 20% Greed: 20% Lust: 20% Sloth: 20% Gluttony: 0% Wrath: 0% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 17% You will die of malnutrition, after the Olson twins make dying of malnutritio...
Posted by berni~girl on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:51:00 PST

Power Color

Your Power Color Is Goldhttp://images.blogthings.com/whatsyourpowercolorquiz/gol d.jpg" height="100" width="100">At Your Highest:You are engrossed in passions that mentally stimulate you.At Your Lowest...
Posted by berni~girl on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 04:01:00 PST

bla bla bla

this is a story of two silly drunk girls on a wonderful summer evening many many years ago....there lived a blonde and a brunette...they dated brothers they were best of friends...they had a party jus...
Posted by berni~girl on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:55:00 PST

its been many hours....

So I have not slept yet.....I've been up since....yesterday at around 2 pm....i am enjoying my time off.....it has been a wonderful holiday so far....i think maybe i think to much....thats whats keepi...
Posted by berni~girl on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:35:00 PST

FUCK THIS!!!!

fuck. what else can i say?do you agree?i think the world is ending. does this seperate me from you? or does it bring us closer together?  the end will change into a beginning.i eagerly wait here ...
Posted by berni~girl on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:07:00 PST

Finally I have pictures of me!!!!

ok fine....for all you people that have been asking for pictures of me....take a look!!!!
Posted by berni~girl on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 06:05:00 PST