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About Me

I used to put the wings off insects but I feel bad about it now- so that's okay right? Now I want to pull the legs off of YOUNG LIBERALS, I think I've come a long way. It's all about WHERE you put all those bad thoughts and actions I think. I quit kindergarten after two days citing "creative differences", the fools had tried to make me finger-paint. I saw ghosts for most of my childhood and I had imaginary enemies in the place of friends, I was home schooled, then clown schooled then incarcerated in a hellish place called a public school. Luckily I went crazy, picked up a bottle of hooch and legged it interstate to become an artist, I think I may have suceeded. I fell in love sixish years ago, the lady is still around here somewhere... I work in a bar, a theatre, paint sideshow banners and play the singing saw in a number of bands. I like it when it rains in broad daylight. Bit by bit I have been pawning my past to pay off the future, luckily there is still plenty of money owing. The day you can afford to buy it outright is the day you die. Some of my family.

My Interests

My lady, my vices, the sound of a needle on an old record, the possibility of free love, the moon, coffee, ballrooms, carnival as a way of life, absinthe (Still got 20/20 vision, don't believe the hype fools), painting, happenings, notorioty.

I'd like to meet:

Old friends, new friends, visual artists, carnies & makers of music. Fishnet stockings and gold teeth a plus.

Television:

Fifty odd years of hypnotism.

Heroes:

Eh... Why not?

My Blog

Vlad The Impaler

I found this anonymous text by an analyst on google, weirdness."The original Ghoul of Transylvania was a renowned blood-thirsty sadist with a penchant for impaling his victims through the torso, anus ...
Posted by Baron DeLude on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:50:00 PST

Culling Season

Just a small message here for anyone perturbed by the fact they have been removed from my friends list as part of my seasonal genocide.Nothing personal I just get tired of trawling through faces of pe...
Posted by Baron DeLude on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:59:00 PST

Here we go again...

The Blacklung Theatre is about to pack it's bags, liquor and impractically small tents and set sail for This Is Not Art (27th Sept-1st Oct) in Newcastle, after a formal offer of 'disruption' on the pa...
Posted by Baron DeLude on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:01:00 PST

Hero Of The Week- "Wild Lord Waterford"

"Wild Lord Waterford" or "The Mad Marquis" inherited great wealth in the early 18th century, he also paid a lot of it back in damages for his practical jokes.On one occasion he took it upon him self t...
Posted by Baron DeLude on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:48:00 PST

The Case Of The Wheezing Parrot

Apparently a true story... A parrot that seemed at death's door belonged to Marilyn King of Cumbernauld in Scotland. She became very concerned when her 13-year-old parrot, Nelson, began to wheeze and ...
Posted by Baron DeLude on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 03:52:00 PST

Calling all Melbournians (PLEASE READ)

NO GOOD CLOTHING THEFTWhilst in Melbourne my friend Jesse from Lismore has just had ALL of his clothing & badges stolen out of his car three days before a fashion parade he was going to be featured in...
Posted by Baron DeLude on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:01:00 PST

Time wasting

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:None of your feckin' businessBirthday:27th 11th 1984Birthplace:Creek bed, South AustraliaCurrent Location:Dry BonesEye Color:Dark BrownHair Color:BrownHeight:Fi...
Posted by Baron DeLude on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:00:00 PST

Modern Malaise

The following article is undoubtably tragic, though I found it funny in a grotesque kind of way. Judge for yourself... Headline-MAN DROWNS IN SEWER TRYING TO GET MOBILEA 41-year-old Wisconsin man drow...
Posted by Baron DeLude on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:37:00 PST

Ned Kelly's Skull

Only moments ago one of my friends claimed that a friend of her family had appropriated Ned Kelly's skull a couple of decades ago and had it hidden it safely away from the hands of the state.I just di...
Posted by Baron DeLude on Sun, 13 May 2007 08:26:00 PST

Rubeville- Adelaide

RUBEVILLEUntil 24 Mar 2007Review by Stephen Davenport"Rubeville" is a gloriously ghoulish black comedy full of fraud and Freudianism.Hustler George Clooney (Gareth Davis) is either suffering acute sch...
Posted by Baron DeLude on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:00:00 PST