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About Me

HI i am John, some people call me Gruntus as that is the name i went under for many years. I live in Lismore (between Nimbin and Byron Bay) with my partner Aliesha and son Johnny, i write songs, stand-up comedy, short skits and D&D adventures.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Smith, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Roy Zimmerman, Stephen Lynch,Kevin Bloody Wilson, Paul Richard and Tim from D.A.A.S. and a whole heap of intelligent smart-arses.Stan "The Man" Lee he is a f@#king genius!

My Blog

Johns back

 Hay I'm back, after a lapse in mental clarity, John is back in the drivers seat, and not a moment to soon if you ask me. The last few weeks have been hard  having a battle of wills with mys...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:12:00 GMT

From my dark period

Here are some poems i wrote when i was a street derro.THE LIGHT.Sometime you search, only to find,The something you seak, can make you go blind,To follow the light, into places unknown,Can leave you t...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 16:20:00 GMT

The Gruntus Gig

 Ha Ha! I gots a Gig coming up, Who? Some Stand-up comics and Me! When? Fuckin Halloween! Where? The Why Not Bar in Byron Bay! What? Stand-up Comedy! Why? Why the fuck not! If ya wanna ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 23:51:00 GMT

I was happy being John.

 I was actually happy, for the first time in my miserable existence i was happy. I had done away with Gruntus, most of my friends were calling me John, i felt like a normal person who didn't hate...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:37:00 GMT

Why I’m Barring Lismore

  I used to have a great time rocking out in my hometown of  Lismore, back in the days of "El Gonzo Green" and "D.S.S." but now when i head out It's a fucken dead zone  full of mindless...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 18:58:00 GMT

A Drug Story

This story is based on real events only the names of the people have been changed to protect there identities.THE NIGHT I BROKE MY FOOT.   The was the year 2000, the new millennium, the year...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:45:00 GMT

ADOPT A DERRO DAY

October 25th is international Adopt a Derro Day.  In my time i have been guilty of many things, one of which is "Being mean to the homeless". So as my way to earn some Karma points i would like e...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:17:00 GMT

A brief history of John-Gruntus

I thought i should open up a little and tell a little about my self, I'm not very good at this so here gos.I was born John Grantley Lush the 3rd, on April 4th 1979 in a shitty hole in the ground calle...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:17:00 GMT