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About Me

I'm funny as hell and pretty much every woman I've ever dated, for one reason or another, has thought I was a player. In my free time I like to go mountain climbing in the Himilayas or white water rafting in the amazon.. I collect comic books, but not to read or sell, but to throw them at nerds that are haning outside of libraries as I speed by them in my sportscar! i rode a horse once, but I got mad when it threw me off its back and started urinating on me while I was helpless on the ground. i like going to vegas and telling girls a fake name while simultaneously handing them my business card with my REAL name on it. I haven't ridden a bike in so long, I think I forgot how. I'm scared of heights, but LOVE to fly. I'm a BIG fan of LOVE and hope to fall in love one day......again.

My Interests

working out, surfing, mountain climbing, hiking in Malibu, GREAT restaurants, movies, hot women, my family, golf with my dad, sunrise breakfast in VEGAS, Florida beaches, beach house getaways, telling women I'm a plastic surgeon to get laid..

I'd like to meet:

Eddie Vedder. Thats pretty much it.

Music:

pearl jam...and a few others

Movies:

AMERICAN PSYCHO....and this FRIEKEN GREAT FLICK!!!!!

Television:

NIP (If you want to have sex with me, take the bag and put it over your HEAD!!!) / TUCK. Really that show and south park are the ONLY things on TV that i watch (UNLESS you're one of my actor friends, in which case OF COURSE i watch ALL of your shows!!!!)

Books:

Manifesting Your Destiny (Dr. Wayne Dyer), Seven Spiritual Laws of Sucess (Deepak Chopra),The Law of Attraction (Hicks), Perfect Health (Deepak Chopra), No Acting Please (Eric Morris), The Secret (Byrne), Rules of Attraction (Ellis), American Psycho (ellis), and many more...

Heroes:

My great friend Chris McElrath recently passed away.A loyal friend, great father, and true brother.May God bless his family.

My Blog

Porn Party in Hollywood..

I very rarely go to parties. Most of the time I think of going to parties as some sort of a chore that I have to do for the person that I like thats throwing the party, or the person that wants me to ...
Posted by AARON on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:10:00 PST

Jessica Simpson dissapoints me

When I heard that Jessica Simpson had sex with Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera frankly, I was shocked. After I unhooked my testicle clamps from the car battery, I was still pretty surprised that ...
Posted by AARON on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:33:00 PST

BEADS

When I am drunk I enjoy peeing in pools, puking on small schoolgirls, wrestling billygoats, and shouting at strangers. Saturday night was definitely a night for shouting. Apart from my standard "Whoop...
Posted by AARON on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 03:53:00 PST

If You're "Addicted to MYSPACE"

I keep reading on here all these people that say they are "adicted to Myspace". Well, let me just say that IF you are "adicted to Myspace", then you are a GIANT DOUCHE! There's ALOT of coo...
Posted by AARON on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 03:54:00 PST