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Paul

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About Me



I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.

My Interests

Music, guitar, AIM, Su Doku, eating, sleeping, people that call me to hang out, people that make plans and don't flake out, good friends, leaving the house, live music, unlimited metrocards, Guitar Hero 1& 2, sexbox, cartoons, free-refills on diet soda, Crystal Light Slurpees at 7-11, sarcasm, Taco Bell/KFCs, Chipotle, Johnny Rocket's Chili Fries sans cheese and onions, and half-priced appetizers at Applebee's after 10pm. Oh yeah, and your mom.

I'd like to meet:

Estrogen Threat on the street so I can make her cry again.

Music:

(Updated 5/22/07) My Music

Movies:

Whatever you want to watch with me.

Television:

Chapelle's Show, Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, Futurama, Robot Chicken, The Critic, Dilbert, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Reno 911, Crank Yankers, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Scrubs, Lingo, and Jeopardy sometimes. I don't watch tv regularly.

Books:

The one where he swallows the puzzle piece and the man with the big yellow hat brings him to the hospital.

Heroes:

Dr. Cox from Scrubs, Bender the Robot, People who act like assholes and are funny when they do it.

My Blog

Broken

I'm sure this CD got terrible reviews in Alternative Press and all the other music magazines.  I heard a clip of a song on MTV a while back and was like is there a new Dashboard Confessional CD o...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:02:00 PST

Freedom of What?

I'm so tired of this racism bullshit on the radio.  First it was Howard Stern, then Don Imus, now JV and Elvis.  Seriously, who gives a shit?  There's a little something called the Firs...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:54:00 PST

I Stole This Off the Bulletin Board At Work

I'm all about these moral lessons lately.  Enjoy! One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two 'wolves' ins...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:06:00 PST

Life Lessons

Lesson 1:A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up hershower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in atowel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, th...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:45:00 PST

I Stole This From Someone Else's Blog (edited)

I find this most appropriate: A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your ...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:24:00 PST

Stupid DHTML and Other Nonsense

I can't stand when websites generate their own code to help people who don't know how to write basic html statements.  I accidentally clicked the "Edit Profile" button and now myspace converted a...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:56:00 PST

It's Been Forever

She said, "Some days I feel like shit.  Some days I wanna quit, and just be normal for a bit."  I don't understand why you have to always be gone.  I get along, but the trips always fee...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST

MBA's for Dummies

Finally, someone is blowing the top off of this.  I always knew all those business students had a bullshit degree.  I remember being unemployeed for a while and cursing them out with their "...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:08:00 PST

I Wrote a New Bloggings!

I haven't written a blog in a long time.  Nothing too exciting has been going on.  I really need to clean this place.  It's kind of dirty all of a sudden and I feel like a slob.  I...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:15:00 PST

I will never let you fall

When I see your smileTears run down my face I can't replaceAnd now that I'm stronger I've figured outHow this world turns cold and breaks through my soulAnd I know I'll find deep inside me I can be th...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:04:00 PST