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Craig

Double meat, double cheese, double bacon, double.... AGGHHHHH

About Me

This part is always a real pain in the rear to write. The three words I'd use to best describe myself are "easy going nerd". There's nothing better than laughing and sharing that laughter with friends. I love all kinds of humor: witty, sarcastic, toilet, Hot Pockets. Its all gravy. I'm the butt of many of my own jokes, however I see it as a form of self-esteem. You can't put me down if I already find it hysterical. I like staying focused on the positive side of things. Music plays a big part of who I am, but unfortunately I can't play music. I listen to a wide variety of things, and I like to keep an open mind when it comes to new things. I don't choose to listen to certain genres/bands in order to fit in, because I'm just not that cool. If it sounds good to my palette, then I like it, plain and simple. So that nerdy thing I mentioned... I have a fancy college degree but a job that doesn't require it. I like to watch just about anything on Discovery Channel and Animal Planet. I can talk about my WoW characters like they are real people. I make a bitchin' Chewbacca sound. I also have a really crappy memory, and thus have forgotten all the other tidbits I wanted to say here. That will be my cue to finish this section for now I guess.

My Interests

music, movies, video games, good friends, inside jokes, booze, sweet jumps, late night television, the ellipsis, cashews, harsh letters, bloopers on DVDs, awesomeness, saying "thanks" or "thank you", sentences involving the words "punch in the face",

I'd like to meet:

People that have actually taken the time to read my profile. I like meeting honest, genuine people that share my interests and sense of humor. Send a message if you want.

Music:

a variety of cores, indie, metal, punk...frantic exercises of noise and energy, simple elegant pieces of beauty, and of course the undeniably catchy hook

Movies:

High Fidelity, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Almost Famous, Swingers, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Stranger Than Fiction, Napoleon Dynamite, Rejected, Office Space, Fight Club, Jackass, Old School, Road Trip, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Team America, Serenity, Anchorman, Zoolander, Half Baked, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Snakes On A Plane, mostly comedies or anything thought provoking

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Futurama, Arrested Development, Robot Chicken, Jackass and its spin offs, Chappelle's Show, Firefly, Insomniac, The Daily Show, Future Weapons, Mythbusters, X Play

Books:

High Fidelity, Wizard's First Rule... some help here would be greatly appreciated, I've read and reread these multiple times

Heroes:

The dude that invented beer, Jonah Matranga, Max Bemis, Dave Thomas for inventing Wendy's, Kniblinn, Gizmo

My Blog

Much to blog about nothing

The other night while I was getting ready for bed I read a book by a Harvard philosopher called On Bullshit.  It was entertaining, so since I haven't written in a while I'll share some excerpts f...
Posted by Craig on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:57:00 PST

Booze related survey humor

1. Have you ever been drunk?Dur.2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? First drink was around 15, first time I was really drunk was 16 at my brother's wedding.3. Have you ever gotten/given ...
Posted by Craig on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 05:11:00 PST

Things I Can't Stand

Nothing very interesting has been happening, so I decided to make a short list of the things that have been irritating me lately.  Enjoy:(1)  The commercials for hook-up phone lines that always come o...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Would you be my little cut

Paul showed me this and I think that most of us in our twenties can relate to it. I wouldn't usually post something in my blog that I didn't write myself, but I figured I'd make an exception. Leave ...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bless you Mr. Yuengling

I splurged with all the money thats been coming in lately and bought myself a case of Yuengling lager. Its brilliant. Nothing much else besides bussing tables going on lately, so I'm going to get ba...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So I kinda lied

TODAY is the last day I'll have the computer on, meaning its also the last day for a while that I'll be using this here site. I do have some venting to do, but I'm not going to drop any names. Las...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nice job guy

Just got back from my presentation. I got an A. I was all prepped to fail it, now I'm in a great mood. Plus since all my projects are handed in, I'm considering myself an alumni already. I'm fiend...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'll give you a burger!!!

I'd just like to quick state for the record that Paul has only been on this site for a few days, and already his skills are amazing. If you don't agree, look at the movie he managed to post here. Be...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Chai is good

Tomorrow is in 30 minutes, and its gonna be the worst day of my semester. I have to give this 15 minute presentation in my senior seminar class about the Human Genome Project. Its easy, but its also...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

No need for introduction...

I thought it would be good to take advantage of everything the site has to offer, so here's the journal. My profile gives an idea of what i'm all about, so there's really no need for an introduction....
Posted by Craig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST