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Vanilla Fudge

It takes a certain kind of man to wear a dickie. I am not that kind of man.

About Me

I'm Seth. This is my website. I hate stop signs and love midgets. Let's get a drink sometime.

I want to make this world better and my friends' lives happier. I enjoy the podium at parties but not the pedestal, and am often the smartest person in a given room. I'm not a snot about anything anymore. I know when to not be "on." I will be a raconteur and gentleman in the tradition of Oscar Wilde, or Hunter S. Thompson... or Charles Nelson Reilly, ripped to the tits and wearing a hot pink bathrobe.

I'm weird, but more than .

I can haz muzik?

I hate where music has gone (dumb). I hate where politics has gone (right). I hate where my country has gone (down). I hate where my stomach has gone (out). The Internet is probably not going to be the forum for fixing these things. I'm starting to realize it's only making our problems worse.

My Interests

Many, and heavy. Ask!

I'd like to meet:

1. You: you enjoy openly mocking people or overwhelm me with intelligence or aesthetics. I feel like dating.

2. NPR interviewer Terry Gross.

P.S. Send a message before you add. It's easy unless you're handless and use feet and a straw to surf the Web. In that case, Steve Hawking, you're too ugly to be in my top 12 anyway. SORRIES.

Music:

Belle & Sebastian, Nick Drake, Jon Brion, Fiona Apple, Elliott Smith, Andrew Bird, Sam Phillips, Aimee Mann, Michael Penn, JOANNA NEWSOM, The Beatles, Robert Johnson, Rufus Wainwright, Gillian Welch, Antony & the Johnsons, Jeremy Enigk, Neutral Milk Hotel, Eels, Chopin, Bach (some), Beethoven (the deaf years), Mahler, Stravinsky, Radiohead, Wilco, Smashing Pumpkins, Built to Spill, old Weezer, Rentals, Ella Fitzgerald, The Secret Machines, Spiritualized, Bjork, Sigur Ros, older Death Cab, Eurythmics, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Hum, Dirty Three, My Bloody Valentine, Electric Soft Parade, Lady Day, The Fire Theft, Sparta, At the Drive-in, the White Stripes, old Alanis, Placebo, Ride, Muse, Sarah Vaughn, Nina Simone, Cole Porter, Queens of the Stone Age, the Velvet Underground, Nada Surf, Led Zeppelin, Queen

Movies:

I love good movies and want to make them. Hal Ashby is one of my favorite directors, as is David Lynch. If I could Fellini myself I'd never leave my apartment. PT Anderson, Robert Altman, the Coens, Roger Waters, Wong Kar Wai, Francis Ford Coppola, Stanley Kubrick, and Marty Scorsese also float my boat.

Television:

Californication, LARRY SANDERS SHOW, Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School, the Riches, Weeds, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, Futurama, Battlestar Galactica, Arrested Development (RIP), Adult Swim, The X-Files, old Simpsons, anything on Comedy Central without Carlos Mencia/Dane Cook/the Blue Collar fucks

Books:

I read them and you should too. Tom Robbins and Hunter S. Thompson rule the roost for now. Sarah Vowell, David Sedaris, and Dave Eggers are fantastic. More are always on the way - I have a cruel Amazon used book addiction.

I've read the introductions to too many books.

I've recently discovered I adore Augusten Burroughs and David Rakoff. They are my new favorite middle-aged queens in the world.

My Blog

Editorial in USC Newspaper.

Here's some of my wind-pissing, published today in USC's newspaper the Daily Trojan:From this page:"This a letter in response to Elizabeth Kenigsberg's column, "The not so quiet generation of American...
Posted by Vanilla Fudge on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:12:00 PST

New song.

I've been a recording fiend lately.  My new song is nice.  It's called "Mortimer via SE Mexico."  Yeah, I know.Click here.  Or it's the song in my profile, if you prefer to read fu...
Posted by Vanilla Fudge on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:46:00 PST

The impending WGA writers strike.

The negotations between the WGA and the studio/guilds are progressing as I knew they would: moronically.  Because what we're dealing with is creative people trying to exact the smallest bit of co...
Posted by Vanilla Fudge on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:48:00 PST

As if I didn’t have enough to fear...

My apartment is infested with black mold.  Apparently my air conditioner has been leaking.  And the ceiling tile below the unit (central air) has black mold.  If my landlord doesn't fix...
Posted by Vanilla Fudge on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:31:00 PST

New Orleans News: Sheriff Harry Lee dead at 75

Associated Press articleA powerhouse of Louisiana politics - warts and all - Sheriff Harry Lee was an unflappable dynamo.  Even at 73 years of age, and going through what at the time was the earl...
Posted by Vanilla Fudge on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:24:00 PST

Birthday time.

I'm just saying.  If you've been holding out on some grand scheme to shower me with endless amounts of cash, today's the day!  Surprise me!And what a world to be 23 in!  We have a fasci...
Posted by Vanilla Fudge on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:48:00 PST

George Michael Is Trying To Tell You: Youve Got Syphilis

After seconds of scholarly research, I've discovered that George Michael's song "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" is actually an overt paean to the sexually transmitted disease known as syphilis. "You pu...
Posted by Vanilla Fudge on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:37:00 PST

I will sell this house.

I need a job.  Anyone know, anyone hiring?  I'm looking for assistant photo editor, copyediting, and junior archivist positions in Los Angeles.My search hasn't been too fruitful yet - I do h...
Posted by Vanilla Fudge on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:24:00 PST

Madeleine L’Engle Made Me Smarter and Nicer.

Madeleine L'Engle is dead at 88.  She died in a nursing home.  No crazy suicide, no lover's pact with a polyamorous circus freak.  L'Engle's Wrinkle in Time series or at least the first...
Posted by Vanilla Fudge on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:51:00 PST

My Letter to Senator David Vitter (R-La.)

Folks, do what you can: Call or write your local Congressmen.  You can find out how to contact them at Congress' website.  Below is what I wrote to David Vitter, the Republican Senator who r...
Posted by Vanilla Fudge on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:40:00 PST