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About Me


my name is valery, and that's what i usually prefer to be called. don't introduce me as "val" 'cause that's not my name. i am stressed out 24/7. i always have to be on the left. i complain a lot. i have bad luck. i dictate my life in bulletins. i never get enough sleep. wake up early, stay up late! i'm a dorky, cheesy romantic. i have chronic fatigue syndrome and get drained really easily. i support the doom & antipeace movements. i'm addicted to sweet tea. i can't make decisions. i'm pessimistic. stay negative! you will know me by my crazy hair. i will love you if you let me pop your knuckles. i'm weird and quirky. i love hard and hate hard. i spend a lot of time alone. i get really animated when i tell stories. i can be melodramatic. i'm really punny and perverted. i'm a fantastic secret keeper. i think most people either really like me or really don't like me. oh and according to tyler, who rules my face, i am a cigarette smokin', pierced lip, lurkin' piece of white trash. enjoy.
"this is what it feels like when someone walks on your grave. this is what it feels like when someone knocks on your door. this is what it feels like when a thief carries your heart. this is what it feels like when you steal from yourself. this is what it feels like when they dig up your body. this is what it feels like when you don’t know who you are. the things i could have taught you, little girl, you don’t want to know. this is what it feels like to remember."
"if the forms of this world die, which is more real, the me that dies or the me that's infinite? can i trust my habitual mind, or do i need to learn to look beneath those things?"
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I'd like to meet:

someone who can bring back my creativity and motivation without even trying.

someone who can make me lose my reservations and loosen up without even trying and without trying to force me.

people who love me for my quirks and weird personality and aren't mean about them, in front of me or behind my back.

"somebody like you can really make things alright for me."

Music:


support:
the moultrie killer
the autumn grave
wretched

brand new and circle takes the square.
i like lots more, but they're all disposable.

embrace the sweet sound of self destruction

Movies:

28 Days Later,
28 Weeks Later,
300,
A Clockwork Orange,
Alice in Wonderland,
Amityville Horror (old & new)
An American Haunting,
A West Side Story,
Azumangah Daioh,
Benny and Joon,
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,
Ciao! Manhattan,
Cinderella,
Dahmer,
Danny Deckchair,
Dark Ride,
Dawn of the Dead,
Deliverance,
Drop Dead Fred,
Ed Gein,
Eragon,
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
Evil Dead,
Fatal Attraction,
Finding Nemo,
Garden State,
Happy Feet,
Harry Potter movies,
House of 1000 Corpses,
Infection,
Jackass 1 & 2,
Kiss the Girls,
Lady in the Water,
Little Miss Sunshine,
LOTR movies,
Madagascar,
May,
Marebito,
Monster House,
Music and Lyrics,
My Little Nemo,
My Neighbor Totoro,
Night at the Museum,
Night of the Living Dead,
Night Watch (Nochnoi Dozor),
Penny Dreadful,
Premonition,
Reincarnation,
Requiem for a Dream,
Saw 1, 2, & 3,
See No Evil,
Signs,
Snakes on a Plane,
Spiderman 1, 2, & 3,
Stranger than Fiction,
Tamara,
Tenchi in Tokyo,
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old & new),
TCM: The Beginning,
The Crow,
The Descent,
The Exorcist,
The Hills Have Eyes,
The House by the Graveyard,
The Labyrinth,
The Lion King,
The Messengers,
The Phantom of the Opera,
The Prestige,
The Ring 1 & 2,
The Royal Tenenbaums,
The St. Francisville Experiment,
The Tenth Kingdom,
The Village,
The Virgin Suicides,
Thirteen,
Three Extremes 1 & 2,
Wicker Park,
Lots More

Television:

American Idol,
America's Next Top Model,
Aquateen Hungerforce,
Case Closed,
Clean House,
Degrassi,
Drake and Josh,
Fairly OddParents,
Family Guy,
Flavor of Love,
FLCL,
Fresh Prince,
Ghost Hunters,
Grey's Anatomy,
Hey Arnold,
House Hunters,
Human Giant,
I Love New York,
Instant Star,
Jackass,
Jeopardy,
Jerry Springer,
Jimmy Neutron,
Laguna Beach,
Legends of the Hidden Temple,
Maury,
Oprah,
Project Runway,
Rob and Big,
Samurai Champloo,
Scrubs,
South of Nowhere,
The Agency,
The Hills,
The Simpsons,
The Supernanny,
The Whitest Kids U'Know,
Trading Spaces,
Web Junk 20,
What Not to Wear,
Wondershowzen,
Lots More

Books:

A Great and Terrible Beauty,
A Northern Light,
Amelia Atwater-Rhodes' books,
Bat Boy Lives,
Blood and Chocolate,
Bridget Jones' Diary,
BSC series,
Calvin and Hobbes,
Catalyst,
Contents Under Pressure,
Crank,
Crosses,
Cut,
Edie: An American Biography,
Dancing on the Edge,
Dreamland,
Fear Street series,
Fringe Girl,
Garfield,
Georgia Nicolson series,
Go Ask Alice,
Goosebumps series,
Harry Potter series,
Holes,
How to be Popular,
I Can't Tell You,
Impulse,
It's Kind of a Funny Story,
Looking for Alaska,
Love Hina series,
Lovely Bones,
Mates, Dates, and Inflatable Bras,
Milkweed,
New Moon,
Nothing to Lose,
Rebel Angels,
Scribbler of Dreams,
Second Helpings,
Series of Unfortunate Events,
Sloppy Firsts,
Someone Like You,
So Much to Tell You,
Speak,
Stargirl,
Tenchi Muyo series,
The Downsiders,
The Lost Years of Merlin,
The Ramsay Scallop,
The Seven Songs of Merlin,
The Wizard of Oz,
Through the Looking Glass,
TTYL,
Twilight,
Under a Different Sky,
Weekly World News,
Lots More

Heroes:

Ronnie "Grandpa" Fincher
09/04/1947 - 02/16/2007
i wish i could be as selfless as you.
i miss you so much.

god.
spiderman.
batboy.
my siblings, mom, niece, and aunt barb.
sid, myke v, cathy, derek, joseph, sarah bz, and tyler the defiler!

My Blog

YOU SHOULD DO THIS

copy and paste into a reply and answer these questions for me!even if we're not good friends and whatnotor even if you hate meWHATEVER JUST DO IT OKAY!WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF....1. I died of natural caus...
Posted by valmonella on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:29:00 PST

MEANT to offend.

you know what i really hate?  i hate this stupid metal scene.  i hate how now its all about being metal instead of actually listening to and appreciating metal.  i hate how its about ho...
Posted by valmonella on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:47:00 PST

not meant to offend, updated

i just have to get something off my chestand this is to absolutely no one in particulari think its great when people find a group or lifestyle they like and fit into and everything.  but i cant s...
Posted by valmonella on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:53:00 PST

my death, do this too

Only not really hahahha just do this for me.I don't care if you know me in real life or not, just do this! ____________________________________________________________ _______ 01. What are 5 things you...
Posted by valmonella on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:08:00 PST

hey do this

You should do this.  Even if you don't know me.  Hahahha   My name:Summarize me in three words:Where did we meet:Take a stab at my middle name:How long have you known me:When is the las...
Posted by valmonella on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:38:00 PST

rest in peace, grandpa. this one's for you.

On Friday, Josh picked me up from work and drove me home.  We pulled into my driveway, and he cut off the car.  I was about to open the door when he said, "Valery, I've got bad news.  G...
Posted by valmonella on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:34:00 PST

rip teressa hart

Yesterday morning I found out someone I care about so dearly passed away the other night.  She was my friend's mother, but she was almost like a mother to me, as well.  She made me feel...
Posted by valmonella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST