TheRon 216™ The Greater of 2 Evils Ω

About Me

Greetings people.
I'm Ronald "~theron" from Cleveland Ohio.
I'll destroy your fucking life.
Don't believe me, then cross me.
I don't believe in mercy.
I have no heart.
I'm 20 years old.
I work at Best Buy #826.
I have issues with finding someone who can make me happy.
I am developing a thing for a few girls with really cute southern accents. Only about three though, others just annoy me.
Yes that means you Suzy.
I love girls with dark hair.
I love a girl with a personality like WHOA!
I love a thick girl who can dance and drop it like it's hott!
I don't rap or sell weed.
I love it when people judge me like that because I wear Ecko and other gangster-wear to metal shows.
I love to hardXcore dance.
I hate it when kids are wannabe badasses and start fights at shows with their gay ass weapons.
Girls who hardXcore dance are sexy.
I like to work in Photoshop.
When I work in Photoshop it's for actually making fucking artwork, not tweaking out MySpace pictures.
I've been on this shit since before every damn 12 year old got a MySpace.
Music isn't all about breakdowns.
Dragonforce isn't the only fucking power metal band out there you dumb fucks.
I play drums in The Moultrie Killer.
The guys in my band are the fucking sheeit.
The best part of waking up is death metal in your cup.
Anymore questions for me, just drop me a line or IM me.
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My Interests

Hurting You, drums, playing music, DDR, filmmaking, dancing, slam dancing, sex, poetry, singing, long hair, dark hair, going to shows & concerts, and meeting people with something to say.

I'd like to meet:

The greatest fortune cookie ever:
"You are far more influential than you think."
-Lois Bistro Fortune Cookie(3-22-07) I totally agree.

I want to meet Ms. Imperfect.
I don't want anyone to understand her but me.
I'd like to meet a girl who can make me think.
I want you to be the first and last thing on my mind.
I'd also like to meet fellow artist.
Anyone into photography, film, editing, etc.

Torture is Soul masturbation. -The Ron

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Kittie, Korn, Lacuna Coil, Avenged Sevenfold, Coheed & Cambria, Atreyu, Between The Buried and Me, Prayer for Cleansing, Martyr AD, Darkest Hour, As I Lay Dying, any trance artist, 36 Crazy Fists, A Perfect Circle, Mudvayne, Slipknot, Bjork, 5,6,7,8's, Deftones, Flaw, SOAD, Cryptopsy, Killswitch Engage, Jack Off Jill, Norma Jean, Living Sacrifice, Zao, Nothingface, Otep, Shadows Fall, Stabbing Westward, The Agony Scene, Beloved, Figure Four, Underoath, Thrice, AFI, Trivium, Autum Day Strangler, Indifferent Blue, Through The Eyes of the Dead (last 3 were local bands), Candiria, Arsis, Shadows Fall, Rhapsody, Children of Bodom, Soilwork, Decapitated, Into Eternity, Sikth, Dir en Grey, X-Japan, Deathgaze, Undying, Throwdown, It Dies Today, Bleeding Through, Altetheian, Walls of Jericho

Movies:

Resident Evil, RE: Apoc., Fight Club, The Fifth Element, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Dawn of the Dead (new and old), any Samuel L. Jackson movie, some Denzel Washington movies, Bruce Willis movies, Eddy Murphy movies, Nicholas Cage movies, Keanu Reeves movies, The Rock, Queen of the Damned, Interview with the Vampire, Blade 1 & 2, Batman series, Attack the Gas Station, Fudoh, Ringu (fuck The Ring), Cruel Intentions 1 & 2, Akira, Ghost In The Shell, Wicked City, La Blue Girl, Full Metal Jacket, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, The One, Anime, GOOD porn, etc.

Television:

Dave Chapelle, South Park, Mad TV, cartoons, Ninja Turtles (old school), The Outer Limits, Tales from the Crypt, Scare Tactics, Fear Factor, and most of the shit on Sci-Fi channel.

Books:

Fight Club, Survivor, House of Leaves, Night, Stephen King books, and anything else that is strangely fucked up.

Heroes:

They are all bad ass drummers.
Pete Sandoval (Morbid Angel)
Blake Richardson (BTBAM)
Dayton Cantley (FGOV)
Matt Kuseck (FWWK)
Me.

My Blog

Fuck Flavored Pancakes

So lately I've found myself being unhappy with my life. Everything that I would like to go right with it seems to go wrong. I'm upset over how things went down between myself and the little brown-hair...
Posted by TheRon"216:Fuck'n Unstoppable on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:38:00 PST

Bored

I find myself sitting here thinking about you now. The taste of your name rolling from my lips causes me to bite them. Knowing that we can never be tears me up like some flesh-eating disease and it br...
Posted by TheRon"216:Fuck'n Unstoppable on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:00:00 PST

Tanna made me do it...

Who are you?:Are we friends?:Are we best friends?:When and how did we meet?:How have I affected you?:What do you think of me?:How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?:Do you love me?:Have ...
Posted by TheRon"216:Fuck'n Unstoppable on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 11:24:00 PST

Stolen From Ellen, because it's 6:55am & I am just about to go to bed.

WOULD YOU?[_] go out with me?[_] give me your number?[_] kiss me?[_] let me kiss you?[_] watch a movie with me?[_] let me take you out to dinner?[_] let me drive you somewhere[_] cut some rug with me?...
Posted by TheRon"216:Fuck'n Unstoppable on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rose of Death...not really but the title is cool...

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Posted by TheRon"216:Fuck'n Unstoppable on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Enjoy Kids!!

Pretty Much Just for the hell of it! __________88888888:::::8::::::::::::::::88888888888888888888 ________888_8:::888888:::::::::::::::::::::::::88888888888__ _888 ___________88:::::88888888::::::m:::...
Posted by TheRon"216:Fuck'n Unstoppable on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

For The Hell of It

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe m...
Posted by TheRon"216:Fuck'n Unstoppable on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just for the fuck of it!!

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill? Name: Age: Sex: MaleFemaleSexuality: StraightGayBisexualFlirting Skill Level - 57%Kissing Skill Level - 3%Cudding Skill Level - 2%Sex Skill Level - 98%Why They Lov...
Posted by TheRon"216:Fuck'n Unstoppable on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Doing it because Suzy said so...

1. do you think im cute? 2. do you want to kiss me? 3. do you want to cuddle with me? 4. do you want to hook up with me? 5. do you think im smart? are we's 1. are we acquaintances? 2. are we ...
Posted by TheRon"216:Fuck'n Unstoppable on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK!!

I'M SO GODDAMN TIRED OF GOING THROUGH THIS SHIT WITH HER...
Posted by TheRon"216:Fuck'n Unstoppable on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST