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Ryan

COMIN' ATCHA!

About Me

If you're looking at this area of my page, then we probably don't know each other and hence are not friends. So...Fuck off..

My Interests

Anything that isn't Austin, Texas

I'd like to meet:

Hideo Kojima, Shigeru Miyamoto, Bruce Dickenson, Rob Halford, Danny Glover, the guy who wears the Predator suit in the Predator movies, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jet-Li, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce Willis, Michelle Rodriguez, Bruce Wayne, Manu Ginobili, Tom Hanks, Paul Newman, Wes Anderson, Bob Barker, David Hasselhoff(Knight Rider rocked), um...I'll list more when I think of 'em

Music:

Some of the best stuff you've never heard

Movies:

Batman, Batman Returns, every Star Wars film, the Terminator trilogy, Metropolis, As Good As it Gets, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Unleashed, The Incredibles, Ichi The Killer, Versus, Wonderland, Road to Perdition, Coming To America, Transformers the Movie, Akira, both Ghost in The Shell movies, Shawshank Redemption, all the Lethal Weapon movies, The Color Purple, Crime Spree, The first three Alien movies, The Super Mario Bros. movie, both Predator movies, Return of The Living Dead, Jingle All The Way, Commando, Raw Deal, A League of Their Own, The Royal Tenenbaums, Backdraft, all the Diehard movies, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Finding Nemo, Beijing Bicycle, Unbreakable, Buffalo 66, Rushmore, The Long Kiss Goodnight, The Maltese Falcon, They Live, The Thing, The Fugitive, Imaginary Heroes, Kung-Fu Hustle, Philadelphia, Man On Fire, Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, The Lion King, Beauty and The Beast, Dirty Harry, Revenge of The Ninja, R.O.T.O.R., Super Cop, Pitch Black, The Chronicles of Riddick, Chasing Amy, The Warriors, You've Got Mail, PCU, Animal Factory, The Edge, The Deathwish movies(each one is more extreme than the last), and again too many for me to name

Television:

The Colbert Report, The Boondocks, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Venture Brothers, Family Guy, The O'Reilly Factor, Max X, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Beebop, and pretty much anything else that's on when I get home from work

Books:

Books is for dames

Heroes:

My mom, Batman, Mike Sharp, the unstoppable super-team that is the San Antonio Spurs, that Chinaman who got run over by that tank, Arnold, and Charles Bronson(the actor, not the band)

My Blog

Condensed version

    The past couple weeks have been pretty terrible and I want to throw myself into a coma. I'm not happy with how anything in my life is and my attempts to change my circumstances have...
Posted by Excite Bike on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 04:34:00 PST

Set me to invisible - No one can see me

so far, i'm still feeling pretty contained in the scenario i've drawn up for myself. i can't seem to make the distinction between life and subconscious illusion. i'm attempting to make things go a lit...
Posted by Excite Bike on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:17:00 PST

Reasonable doubt

looks like right now i'm running on fumes. the air is freezing and my thoughts are stagnant. whenever i lie down, something inside tells me that there's something i'm supposed to be doing. i'm trying ...
Posted by Excite Bike on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:00:00 PST

Cornered

There are a lot of things in my life I'm having a lot of trouble making sense of at the moment. I feel strangely about some strange things. I just wish life weren't so confusing sometimes. I want to b...
Posted by Excite Bike on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 04:02:00 PST

Introspective

I'm in love tonight. I'm in love with my dreams. In love with the way drifting off makes me feel. When I lie down in my room and stare up at the ceiling, I feel like I can go anywhere and do anything....
Posted by Excite Bike on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:36:00 PST

So here it is

What I'm gonna do is blow up the biggest building anyone has ever built, then I'm gonna take some of the pieces and use them to chill my drinks. I only drink hatred, so a little ice really helps it go...
Posted by Excite Bike on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:21:00 PST

Emergence

Alright. Here it is. I'm at the point where words have failed, and the time for action has arrived. I'm not lying down anymore. I'll let the rest of society decide how to react to my onslaught. I'm th...
Posted by Excite Bike on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:43:00 PST

Starting Fires

I don't really feel like I'm doing anything great these days. I have so many aspirations, but I'm basically stuck in this pattern where everything I think to do gets lost in the monotonous details of ...
Posted by Excite Bike on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 06:34:00 PST

Big Business

So get this. I'm playing The Suffering: Ties That Bind on my PS2. You know...Just enjoying my day off, right? Then my cell phone rings and I look to see who's calling me. I see that it's work and I pi...
Posted by Excite Bike on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:32:00 PST

something i was thinking about while i was driving

i don't really think about love very often, but when i do it tends to make me feel somewhat...i dunno. translucent...i think about every time a girl says the words "i love you" to me. not that "i love...
Posted by Excite Bike on Wed, 31 May 2006 03:31:00 PST