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Melch

I am here for Friends

About Me

My ice cream and milk drink brings the attentions of many males, and they declare that my drink is of a quality that surpasses yours. yes, it surpasses yours in quality. i would pass on my metaphoric recipe, but i would demand compensation.Im in a band called Ambrosia Gas and we're completely politicly incorrect. Im a nerd. I like video games, comic books, and scienice fiction movies and books. go figure. I adopted a ninja fetus from Fetusmart! He'll karate chop your ass. Hooray fetus!

My Interests


i love my fucking friends.I'm addicted to porn.

I'd like to meet:

Buddy Christ. hes a cool guyYOU!!!SIGN THIS SHIT BIYATCH!

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Music:

Pink Floyd, the beatles (lennon!!!), Sigur Ros, easy star all stars, bob marley, damien marley, Johnny Cash, the Arcade Fire, Modest Mouse, primal scream, sizzla, mazzy star, Kidney Thieves, Peaches, john frusciante (alot), massive attack, iron maiden, radiohead, the violent femmes, The Faint (i shake it), damien rice, the moldy peaches, flogging molly, muse, flaming lips, COLLIDE, Bjork, portishead, Kind of Like Spitting, At the Drive-in, Sublime, and other things...ambrosia gas...Oh and William Shatner.

Movies:

Mirror Mask, 28 days later, nightwatch, the original star wars trilogy, anything by mel brooks, equalibrium, shaun of the dead, 5th element, Amalie, Clockwork Orange, NI! (anything python), Spirited away, The Shining,...Kung Pow and any of the Thumb movies...i like movies....a lot.

Television:

scrubs, the daily show, six feet under, heroes, sealab2021, MXC, space ghost coast to coast, mystery science theater3000, WONDER SHOWZEN, flight of the conchords. Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

Books:

HP duh... Xanth novels, Others, The China Garden, The Magnificent Savages, Catcher in the Rye, Isolde, The Queen's Fool, The City of EmberComic Books: Preacher, The Walking Dead, Marvel Zombies, and much much more!

Heroes:

stupid fat hobbits ....................................................... Poor Bunny ......................................................... you have no chance to survive make your time. ........................

My Blog

A.G.

Ambrosia Gas is fuckin rad. And back with a mother fuckin vengance.
Posted by Melch on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:30:00 PST

Baby!

Melch jr (aka Lucy Elaine) was born on April 16th. She was 6lbs 7oz and 19 1/2 inches long. and cute as hell. I luff her. I only posted 4 pics right now but i'll post more soon. shes already a month o...
Posted by Melch on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:31:00 PST

Roadhead

I was driving down 410 today and saw a dude getting roadhead. Way to go man. Way to go.
Posted by Melch on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:58:00 PST

up your butt with a coconut.

up butt coconut
Posted by Melch on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:18:00 PST

Sono WHAT?

I had my first sonogram today. IT WAS FUCKIN COOL! Melch Jr was just sittin there with his/her arms out. He/she looked like a little teddy bear. and THEN he/she started movin his/her little arms up an...
Posted by Melch on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:53:00 PST

Melch Jr.

Friends!I am pregg0rs! A month and a half pregg0rs! :-D:-D:-DMelch Jr is due in April.Im excited.I'm going to tell 'your mom' jokes to my kid all the time.If its a girl the name will be Ariana Elaine ...
Posted by Melch on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:44:00 PST

why for

ive decided that japanese people are the coolest people in the world. and i want one for my very own. the end....
Posted by Melch on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:19:00 PST

Quiz thing! HELLOOOOO! brb. ttyl. lolz. lmao.byob. brb.

Name 3 schools you went to?1. Rudder Middle School2. Marshall High School3. Texas A&M Uni - Corpus Christi Name 3 things in your purse/wallet?1. Cigs2. Wallet3. Make up Name 3 things you always we...
Posted by Melch on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:49:00 PST

cus im bored.

Put a X next to the ones you have done:??(x) snuck out of the house?(x) gotten lost in your city?(x) saw a shooting star?(x) been to any other countries besides the united states?( ) had a seriou...
Posted by Melch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

19

So...my 19th birthday is in 11 days. I might be having a party. You should come.
Posted by Melch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST