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Smashley

if i had a shotgun, know what i'd do? id point it straight up at the sky and shoot heaven on down fo

About Me



"At Bottom, you see, we are not Homo Sapiens at all. Our core is madness. The prime directive is murder. What Darwin was too polite to say, my friends, is that we came to rule the earth not because we are the smartest, or even the meanest, but because we have always been the craziest, most murderous mother fuckers in the jungle."

Stephen King
"Cell"

WELCOME


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Some One who feels the same way too. One with a respect for the Blues and the heart for a good love song. And One who can tell a good poop joke. Needa man on the "level" and a fuckin sense of humor.

Music:


Music.
It doesn't consume me.
Neither does it to you. It brings me to orgasm, but it's not "my life." Neither is it yours.


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Currently Listening:

Smashley's
YouTube Favorites:


+APC:Counting bodies...
+Floyd:The Thin Ice
+Franchize Boys:Lean Wit it
+Queen:Fat Bottom Girls
+DONALD RUMSFELD
+Danny Devito Hungover
+Spiders on Drugs
+White Boys/Black Boys
+Mel Blanc
+World of a Psychotic Stalker

Movies:

Currently Watched:

Books:

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Currently Reading:

Heroes:


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"In my path, there are no priests, no temples, and no sacred book.

Nature is our Sacred Scripture; our heart is our Temple; and our conscience is our only Priest."

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Ted Nugent,

Ben & Jerry,

... and the doctors who put my mother on Zoloft.
Thank you.

My Blog

Two cups of coffee and Three strike-outs

08-25-07 AKA: Payday.     So here I am again. Back on the digital journal. One which I slightly prefer, but nonetheless useless.   Lets give Zac a call. No such luck. But he's always...
Posted by Smashley on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:50:00 PST

Sincerely, Elton John

"The internet has stopped people from going out and being with each other, creating stuff. Instead they sit at home and make their own records, which is sometimes OK but it doesn't bode well for long-...
Posted by Smashley on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 09:25:00 PST

The Animal School -- Dr. G.H. Reavis

Once apon a time, the animals decided they must do something heroic to meet the problems of a "new world." So they organized a school. They adopted an activity curriculum consisting of running, climb...
Posted by Smashley on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:29:00 PST

How does it feel to know you blew your chances at a radio gig?

    Shitty.    
Posted by Smashley on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:04:00 PST

Last SPOT of Hope

If you google the term "sun spots" it won't show up as anything but solar occurances. Truth is, "sun spots" are another term for freckles that the DermaNetwork© has coined up. A procedure called, Inte...
Posted by Smashley on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:23:00 PST

The Article and its Controversy

             "....no one understands it             it never says "love me" for poets are &nb...
Posted by Smashley on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:10:00 PST

30 Seconds to Practicality

Liberals are no better than conservatives. They are just as thick-headed and twice as righteous.Librarians are the worse kind. They work for the public, but secretly detest the public. Books are they ...
Posted by Smashley on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:45:00 PST

College Notes (nothing ever changes)

Actual notes from my notebook '05-'06 school year at Green River Community College:- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - November 20, 2005 American...
Posted by Smashley on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:50:00 PST

when i get on a rampant writing spree--its generally good to let me finish.

November 4, 2005 I think there should be more people awake at 12:10am. I almost take pride in staying awake through the transition from one passing day to another. Fuck school. I got it too. I also go...
Posted by Smashley on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 01:28:00 PST

Pseudo-Atheists: a freewrite

Tuesday, August 15, 20063:44PM - Pseudo-Atheists: a freewrite   Religiously I'm as open as a book. I'll respect you and your beliefs until you try to shove it down my throat. I already believe in...
Posted by Smashley on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:17:00 PST