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About Me

I am the funnest and seriousest.

My Interests

Eating and walking and dancing. From time to time I like to take in a good show. Contriving obsessions. Newness.

I'd like to meet:

All.

Music:

I mindfuck with electroacoustic improv OUTness. I dance to minimal techno. Old and avant folk. There's lots of amazing 'rock' right now. Noise... Thank you Daniel Johnston!

Movies:

Project ALF (ALF's character brings me deep-rooted feelings of pure happiness) P.S. does anyone have tapes of the show? P.P.S. I don't need your crappy tapes because netflmotherfuckingix got that shit. Now: Children of Men, Little Children

Television:

Now: LOST, Sopranos, Entourage, The Wire. The Best: Twin Peaks, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Also: Deadwood, Angel, Kingdom, Weeds, Firefly, Curb, Family Guy, Mr. Show, The Newsroom, Newsradio. RIP: The OC, Veronica Mars...

Books:

I only read teen fiction. Gossip Girl is the resonance frequency of my reading eyes. The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle was once my bible. I want to read smart books but attention span shrivels. Scott Westerfeld is my favorite author. Kafka on the Shore.

Heroes:

Kaitlin Cooper, Edward R. Murrow, Lorne, Mayor Michael Ebbs, V.

My Blog

mad libs we're creative

While driving along the interstate wife, my sister starts poking me with herengorged nut. When I ask her to stop, she says rather stankingly, "You can'ttell me what to do. You're not my cunty whore." ...
Posted by michaelwhite on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:52:00 PST

Dear life, why are you so hard?

Allow me to paint a picture.It's one and a half years ago. I decide that frozen food is wonderful; certainly worth an obsession. It's cheap, it doesn't go bad, and I don't need to commute to find it. ...
Posted by michaelwhite on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:36:00 PST

If THe OC Gets Cancelled Cuz you Guys r Idiotz I Hate You

The OC is getting bad ratings. Worse than a good show on the UPN, and we know Fox doesn't like that. The real question(s) is(are): What the fuck is wrong with you morons? Where's the love? The worst ...
Posted by michaelwhite on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

Michael White Contest .1

Hi Everybody...If you go into my 'pics' section (where all of the pictures are) you will see an official, undoctored subway poster that says the following: "Michael White is the Superintendent for thi...
Posted by michaelwhite on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:38:00 PST

Street Wars: Now until late October 2006

I'm involved in a 'game' (read: way of life) that's starting tomorrow called street wars. In short, I have someone I need to assassinate with a water gun, and there will be someone trying to assassina...
Posted by michaelwhite on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:23:00 PST

I used my gift certificate to Barnes and Noble on the first season of Fraggle Rock...

dance your cares away worries for another day let the music play down in fraggle rock dance your cares away worries for another day let the music play down in fraggle rock down in fraggle ro...
Posted by michaelwhite on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 04:37:00 PST