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Luke Mastny

bustin' out.

About Me

i am currently in ...or am in the process of forming the following musical groups.......Hobosexual,Bon Jon Bovi,plastic toothpaste,,Glen Benton's throat, im alright if your not, mouthmouth,Garfield farted, Nate bit a Tibetan, wolfbearcublionsnakeviper, and Hawksauce.......but i think Texas Chainstore Massacre might break up.......

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

, , death-metal faces, , Hot garbage sandwich eaters.. dogs with mange,,,,,,your landlord......porno star refusals from anchorage,,,,,,lesbian lepracons....Ted Nugent.

Music:

pat bangitar....thats it...

Movies:



Television:

a good band.

Books:



Heroes:

G.G.Allin,Oprah Winfrey,Dick Cheney,Louie Anderson, John Rambo,Ramblin'Rod,Tom Peterson---{and Gloria} ZZ-Top,and Richard Grieco, Moon-Unit Zappa.

My Blog

i was asked...and i see people

 i was asked for money today....by a man with a shivering and wet dog......he had baggy clothes on and a beard......someone called me today.....it was sprint PCS....they wanted money.......he cou...
Posted by Luke Mastny on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:58:00 PST

The Path of Faith.

The path of faith, laced with terrible beauty, aluminum and old brick, bends more lethal than octopuses feeling heat through a hushed and verdant garden. There are some gorrillas in the parlor....sca...
Posted by Luke Mastny on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:07:00 PST

I found him.

I found a lonely old man today.....he had a pleather briefcase and 2 guns strapped and ready to kill. He looked at me.........as if he was looking in a mirror....and then smirked and walked past me. M...
Posted by Luke Mastny on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 03:49:00 PST

Some notes on the subject of

    I cant see it .....my heart on my sleeve, it's bleeding love sap, some people told me we all love too much.....I dont have to figure out why some go and why some stay....a...
Posted by Luke Mastny on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:30:00 PST