Polka, Stamp Collecting, Dutch Pornography, French Art Films, Mad Magazine, Test Firing Rockets over Japan, Drinking with my crew, Taking over the world, Tormenting Peasants, Reviewing Parades, My Nuclear Program, Collecting Faberge Eggs, Masturbating, Orgies.
What
is your Anti-Drug?I am 81% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
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I'd like to meet:
Tyra Banks, Christy Canyon, Candy Apples, Daisy Duke, Tiffany, Wendy O Williams, Pauly Shore,Yahoo Serious, The Fonz, Richard Simmons (Soulmate to be)
Music:
Polka, Right said Fred, Burzum, Tiffany, Samantha Fox, Mayhem, Debbie Gibson, Herb Alpbert, Wagner, Thin Lizzie, Kid and Play, David allan Coe, The Fat Boys, The Pyongyang prison castrato chorus. Anything but Hip Hop.
Movies:
Boogie Nights, Saturday Night Fever, Deep Throat, Debbie does Pyonyang, Eat my Ass 6, Piss Party 4, Dirty Debutantes 3, Bambi.
Television:
Everything on our state television which is nonstop documentaries about me.
Books:
My Autobiography, The Communist Mannifesto, Where the Wild Things Are, The Joy of Sex
Heroes:
Richard Simmons, Ron Jeremy, Stalin, Greg from the Lancasters, My Dad
