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Ashley

druidgirltwop

About Me

I'm weird. I live in a small house in a very bad part of town (East Side) with my cat Timba, and my dogs Ayden and Bentley. Most of the time I sit at home and play games on my computer, but I try to get out of the house when I can. I enjoy cooking for other people, but find it hard to get any motivation to cook for myself. I'm also a lesbian, so deal.

My Interests

It's just easier to list them this way, in no particular order:Online PvP. World of Warcraft. Team Fortress Classic. Lesbians. Women. Sex with women. Watching women having sex with each other. Hating the government. Watching the movie Showgirls with my friends. Cooking for people. Eating at Hoover's. Masturbating. Camping. Arguing with my dad about politics. Watching stand-up comedy. Going to the movies at the Alamo Draught House Theater. Playing with my dogs. Driving a standard. Watching British cop shows. Sci-fi. Fantasy. Storytelling. Impersonations. Singing.

I'd like to meet:

Why, Dr. Tran, of course!

Music:

My CDs in my car: The Sundays, Natalie Merchant, Patti Griffith, Bob Schinder, Dixie Chicks, Bill Hicks, Indigo Girls, Kasey Chambers, Tower of Power, The Cheiftans, Beasty Boys, Elton John, Afro-Celt Sound System, and a few other odds and ends I can't remember.

Television:

Alien Nation, Quantum Leap, Star Trek: The Next Generation (yeah, that's right, I said it), The X-Files. I know what you're thinking, "Has she ever had sex before?" Perhaps not, if I were a guy. But being a lesbian gives me some kind of edge, apparently, and people want to have sex with me. Farscape, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly. No, I'm not fat either. Clone High, Southpark, The L-Word, The Daily Show, X-Play, Jeopardy, Adult Swim, Iron Chef (the Japanese version, bitches), MXC, Heroes, Hex, because Jemima Rooper = totally hot and House, MD, because Hugh Laurie is The Man! I guess that about covers it.

Heroes:

The Founding Fathers.