Once upon a time there was a little boy who nobody liked. He was weird. And he wasn't very good at making friends. So he watched movies. Lots and lots of movies. He liked movies. Then that boy went to high school where he discovered that not only did the boys not like him, but the girls REALLY didn't like him. And they wouldn't date him. So while other kids were out on dates, he stayed home and watched more movies. Eventually, the people he knew began to come to him with movie questions - who was in this and which movie is that. He found he was very good at that.
So he watched even more movies. And eventually someone asked him to write about them. Then someone else did. And one day Our Hero wound up writing for Ain't-it-Cool News. And the rest is history.
Cargill, AKA Massawyrm, is a professional Film Critic who currently writes for AICN, Film.com and appears in the animated movie review show, Spill.com (as well as its previous incarnation - The Reel Deal.)
Check out scads of The Reel Deal here! And the Official Site here!
Or even better - check out the Reel Deal's new, corporate sponsered incarnation - Spill.com!
Find piles of Massawyrm's AICN reviews here! As well as his reviews while in the Gulag here!
And check out my offical Film.com profile complete with links to dozens of my Film.com stories!
And here's my truly pathetic IMDB profile. Actor? An ACTOR??? But I can't even fucking act!
Oh, and d20 fans, did I mention he wrote a book? Or at least part of one. It's called the Tome of Artifacts and you can buy it at your local FLGS, here at Amazon.com , the digital download version here at Drivethru RPG , or you could simply check out the 6 page demo PDF - which features the first page of one of my proud creations - The Altar of the Bone Citadel.