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Shawn M. Smith

You ever feel, you know...not so masculine?

About Me

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I am Ssquared, a twenty-something red head who currently lives in Astoria, Queens. My first name is Shawn. Calling me by my nickname is like growing a mustache; it appears to be a good idea at the time, but it's really cheesy. Do it anyway!

I write for the InsidePulse.com Network.I am a struggling writer/comedian, who hasn't had the time for either writing/comedy in the last few months as I eagerly search for material in the greatest city of them all: NYC! Also a job. I am searching for one of those too.I am a fan of inappropriate jokes and laughing at the expense of others. I am a bit of a voyeur and can recall all the times I have seen my neighbor's naked girlfriend through my kitchen window.I have three tattoos. I write poetry and love my fiancee. Anything else you need to know? Tough. I hate writing profiles.

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My Interests


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Writing, comedy, music, wrestling...uh there is lots of other dumb stuff as well. Let's see what I can remember off hand: monkeys, ninjas, monkey-ninjas, my girlfriend, having a job, British bands, not getting a job at Fuse (they evidently hate me), porno...I like to laugh at it, asian women with really hot boyfriends, Jewish women, Jeep Wranglers, anything involving the arts, MMA, eh, that's enough for now.

I'd like to meet:

Cool M'Fers that want to rock hard. Really, I would just love to meet some kickass people, who know how to have a good time.Also, I want to meet people who are fascinated by really stupid shit and have short attention spans.Life is too short to take it so damn seriously. Damn it, don't be "that guy!"

Music:



The Assuming Sumos, Radiohead, Jeff Buckley, Starsailor, Pearl Jam, Coldplay, the White Stripes, Bloc Party, Arctic Monkeys, The Sword, Mars Volta, Wolfmother, Murder by Death, the Strokes, the Darkness, Snow Patrol, Joss Stone, Alicia Keys, Ryan Adams, Bright Eyes, Johnathan Rice, Whiskeytown, Oasis, Eminem, Common, Interpol, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Etta James, Billie Holliday, the Smiths/Morrissey, Elvis Costello, Pharoah Sanders, Bob Dylan, Solomon Burke...oh and Nina Simone (Tracy reminded me.)

Movies:

High Fidelity, Dude Where's My Car?, Claustrophobic, Fight Club, Kill Bill Vol 1& 2, ANYTHING with Kiefer Sutherland, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Lost Boys, Videodrome, Vertigo, Seven Samurai, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Girl Next Door, Fahrenheit 9/11, Dog Soldiers, Harry Potter!

Television:

24, Dexter, Family Guy, Futurama, the Simpsons, SportsNight, Chapelle Show, South Park, Mad TV, SportsCenter, Cold Pizza, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and ANYTHING RELATED TO WRESTLING (hey, its less "white trashy" than NASCAR in MY book!)

Books:

How Soon is Never? by Marc Spitz, Choke by Chuck Palahniuk, High Fidelity by Nick Hornby, Sick Puppy by Carl Hiassen, Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown

Heroes:

My Mother (she's the best!), Walter Zenga, Tony Meola, Eddie Vedder, Thom Yorke

My Blog

Play of the Year!

Without David Tyree's catch in the Super Bowl, the Patriots become the 2nd undefeated team in league history.  Being a Dolphins fan, that's our only claim to fame anymore, so please vot...
Posted by Shawn M. Smith on Mon, 26 May 2008 11:24:00 PST

I Love My Nan.

I feel weird putting something so personal out here; usually my statements here are funny, not poignant.  Honestly, I don't know what I am feeling exactly, I just know that I am sad: my grandmoth...
Posted by Shawn M. Smith on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:55:00 PST

DEA - This show looks super great!

..It debuts on Spike TV on April 2nd, right after the premiere of this season of The Ultimate Fighter.That’s pretty awesome....
Posted by Shawn M. Smith on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:47:00 PST

SMS Issues a Call to Action!

I get bored.  When I am not running this great site, http://www.radioexile.com, I am always working on new ideas. My buddy ATP and I collaborated on this magnificient project entitled The As...
Posted by Shawn M. Smith on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:54:00 PST

Please Add My Side "Project" - The Assuming Sumos

Yeah, I have lost my mind.After 6 years of debating whether or not to start putting together some horribly funny and offensive music that the masses might enjoy, ATP and I made the call: spread the wo...
Posted by Shawn M. Smith on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:29:00 PST

Appropriate Lyrics

"No Surprises" by RadioheadA heart that's full up like a landfill,a job that slowly kills you,bruises that won't heal.You look so tired-unhappy,bring down the government,they don't, they don't speak f...
Posted by Shawn M. Smith on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 09:28:00 PST

BrokenDial.coms Top Albums of 2007: The Top Five

The last three days, the staff of Broken Dial has presented our selections for the top albums of 2007. After much deliberation, several arguments and some major concessions, we've come to the end of ...
Posted by Shawn M. Smith on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:19:00 PST

BrokenDial.com’s Top Albums of 2007: 10 Through 6

The last two days, we've shown you 15 albums that needed to be honored among the best of 2007. Today, the staff of Broken Dial and I are proud to bring you numbers 10-6. These albums just slipped out ...
Posted by Shawn M. Smith on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 04:08:00 PST

BrokenDial.com’s Top Albums of 2007: 15 Through 11

Yesterday, we presented you with the Honorable Mentions: the albums that just barely missed inclusion on Broken Dial's list of Top Albums of 2007. The emails have been really great so far, as most pe...
Posted by Shawn M. Smith on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:23:00 PST

BrokenDial.com’s Top Albums of 2007: Honorable Mentions

Over at Broken Dial, we've just started our four-part feature of Best Music from 2007. See what albums didn't make the cut:BrokenDial.com's Top Albums of 2007: Honorable Mentions...
Posted by Shawn M. Smith on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 12:34:00 PST