In 2002, two dudes met in a record store.
One had a beat-up guitar.
The other was "hurting."
They started strumming, picking and singing whatever the fuck would flap off their tongues; from songs about monkeys, ninjas, monkey ninjas, masturbation, fucking in weird places, ragging on friends, man goo, and our dear friend Aldo's coming out.
Many Cheetos, Strawberry Nestle Quiks, pub crawls and iced teas were consumed.
It is now 2008 and many would have expected such a project to have folded, but we have only just now become serious about fucking around!
So begins: The Assuming Sumos!
