juliet's dead

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it was a dark and stormy mid-winter night. the woman's womb clenched painfully, and she startled upright in bed, the mattress suddenly damp (and not in the fun way). it was too soon, and she felt the fractured flicker of panic as she reached for the nightstand, fumbling to turn on the light. the lamp jerked, shattered, her husband woke with a muffled shout of alarm as suddenly she twisted, screaming, almost mindless: it wanted out, and it was chewing...*shrug* ok, so i originally signed up for myspace after some kind of spat with my mother. the way we get along half the time you'd think this was the true story of my birth... and my somewhat bluer and more scaly alter-ego had to come from somewhere....AND NOW FOR MY RENDITION OF THE MOST COMMON MYSPACE SURVEY EVER:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: according to the pornstar name game (childhood pet/childhood streetname) it's Magritte Diamond
Birthday: 1/23/75
Birthplace: i emerged from a vagina to blink stupidly under the flourescent lights of a kaiser in san francisco
Current Location: at my desk
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dark brown/auburn
Height: six feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: right in some things, ambidextrous in others
Your Heritage: primarily english, scottish, ojibwe, sac and fox...some german, irish & cherokee
The Shoes You Wore Today: today was one of those multiple endeavour/venue days, so: 1) black heeled sandals, 2) skechers, 3) big ass-kicker boots
Your Weakness: inability to function in the mornings...penchant for smartasses who are actually smart...admittedly sucky driver
Your Fears: standing onstage naked and being pelted with spiders by all my old math teachers
Your Perfect Pizza: feta cheese, artichoke hearts and chicken... or steak, garlic and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: my only real goal is to keep plugging away for the longer-term goals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: i'm going back to bed
Your Best Physical Feature: that's pretty subjective. I think it's the wrinkles all over my brain...you might feel differently
Your Bedtime: i'm a raging insomniac...so whenever the pills kick in
Your Most Missed Memory: if it's missing, i don't know what it is, do i?
Pepsi or Coke: cherry coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: do people group date still?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither...i drink real iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate for eating, vanilla for smelling
Cappuccino or Coffee: iced coffee
Do you Smoke: i'm trying to quit. turns out i'm allergic to the patch. funny stuff.
Do you Swear: well, i'm not a mormon, and i'm an adult, so i'm allowed
Do you Sing: i trained vocally for several years...so good luck shutting me up
Do you Shower Daily: as a general rule
Have you Been in Love: yes...but neither wisely nor well
Do you want to go to College: have been. going back. they can't get away from me that easily.
Do you want to get Married: probably...but it's not my highest priority at the moment
Do you belive in yourself: i believe in myself, just not so much in my ability to discipline myself and use myself as a force for good
Do you get Motion Sickness: i didn't used to...but i've noticed slightly more susceptibility to it lately
Do you think you are Attractive: unless i'm PMSing
Are you a Health Freak: not exactly...but i'm growing more health-conscious as i get older
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time, now. they spend a lot of time at my place, which can test my patience and my self-esteem
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes...but i've only been in a few, not a common local occurance
Do you play an Instrument: my voice
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: mostly just wine with dinner
In the past month have you Smoked: yes...but less than i used to
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes...but not any good ones
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no...don't particularly care for them
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: it's possible that i'm the only person in california who hates sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, thank god
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes...but i have a swimming pool
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been called a Tease: no...but i've been called a bitch more than once
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes...i was 13, and the security guard kept me in the basement for hours, hitting on me. it was pretty disturbing.
How do you want to Die: probably in some manner involving space flight, naked athletes, or lots of morphine.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: you know, i ask myself this almost every day
What country would you most like to Visit: i have a yen to go back to the UK...also on my current fantasy list: thailand, bali, japan, greece, portugal, spain, iceland, peru
Favourite Eye Color: dark, but not that important
Favourite Hair Color: dark, but ditto
Short or Long Hair: usually short for men, long for women, but there are exceptions
Height: tall is nice...but short people have brains and hearts too
Weight: somewhere between pee wee herman and jabba the hut
Best Clothing Style: anything not uberpreppy, fresh off the old man's golf course or cobbled together out of mismatched plaid burlap sacks
Number of Drugs I have taken: the list of drugs i have NOT taken would be shorter. but i've been keeping my nose relatively clean for several years now...pun only partially intended
Number of CDs I own: i have no idea...a few hundred
Number of Piercings: about 16
Number of Tattoos: actually, none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: can anyone actually quantify this exactly? still, through adversity grows wisdom
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