kobe vs kg and the kingdom of the crystal dingleberry |
first they took star wars. now they've taken indy. my childhood is being systematically shat upon. aliens?! fucking aliens?! as if the bad acting and awful cg wasn't enou...
Posted by dan on Fri, 23 May 2008 10:15:00 PST |
that damned song in that damned commercial that wont go the damned away. |
"falling away" by hugh wilson. figured it out. i reckon if i put it up on my page, the commercial and, thus, song will go the eff away.
Posted by dan on Wed, 14 May 2008 05:32:00 PST |
the state of the union |
i've spent the past three or four months dreading april 10th. i thought that when i turned thirty, i'd be out of excuses: if i ever acted stupid, if i ever embarrassed myself, if i ever hu...
Posted by dan on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:45:00 PST |
the smoking popes |
just a shout out to jake for all the popes: college was fun. remember when we used to cover "need you around"? good times.
Posted by dan on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:13:00 PST |
one-state current |
sucker sink, don't swim.know your place, don't hit send.lesson learned thrice, twice - stop, snap the band.calling all friends, calling all friends.
Posted by dan on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST |
the funniest thing happened on the way home from work today |
thank god for flat feet, bad knees, and a weak heart."2-5-6" they won't be calling your number.staying in to play with and them while gone is gone.you do what you can to help the cause.come cold winte...
Posted by dan on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:01:00 PST |
judd apatow hasn’t "walked hard" since he took his own first steps. |
being a bank teller isn't exactly a sexy job, but it does have its little perks. from time to time, customers come in and bring us gifts. they buy us lunch and bake us delicious cookies. they give ...
Posted by dan on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:51:00 PST |
One Badass Deserves Another |
Kendall Trainor (born July 8, 1967) from Fredonia, Kansas, was an All-American placekicker for the University of Arkansas in 1988.He led the nation in field goals per game as a senior in 1988 under he...
Posted by dan on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:43:00 PST |
im drunk, its past my bedtime, and this is how im calling it. |
you should say what you mean. if you're not sure, then don't say it. if you want something, be honest about it. be honest with yourself. don't tell people something becaus...
Posted by dan on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:29:00 PST |
adios, barton. adios, arkansas??? |
yeah, i know you can't last long when you have to spend more money than you can apparently bring in. that's common sense. and sure, maybe i waited too long trying to avoid the inevita...
Posted by dan on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:08:00 PST |
