Hey, I'm Jess. I wish I had the HTML ability to have a cool page, but I can't be bothered wasting an hour of my life typing in codes. I copied and pasted this one of a codes site. bah.
I play trumpet with a band called The JB Conspiracy. You might have seen me around. Unfortunatly, I think it's actually impossible to look even semi-attractive while on stage blasting out a JB tune. There is no good photo of me live to date!
Approach me with either Marmite, Tea (milk + 1 sugar) or Coq au Vin and you'll give me reason to smile. Try to offer peppers, tomatoes or mussels however, and we will NOT be friends. Ladies and Gentlemen, you have been warned.
Backgrounds
