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We're the Hornosexuals.
We're musical lovers.
We're here to make music.
We're from Darlington.
We're all mates.
We're probably raised a few eyebrows.
Forming under a cloud of mystery, The Hornosexuals decided to compete in QE BOTB. They won! After mass celebration was over they got to work with more gigging and recording their first album, which was released to critical acclaim.
"That band with the horns...classic!" - Just one of many happy customers.

We are now happy holders of QE BOTB, re-view BOTB and Richmond Live BOTB titles and enjoy any performance, never taking ourselves too seriously! BEWARE: Public showings of homosexual affection may follow the band around!
"Hornosexuals: Chapter 1" drew to a close in the Autumn. However, The Hornosexuals will be back in the summer with "Hornosexuals: Chapter 2 -Hornosexuals have got talent, featuring an appearance from the rest of Britain." Unfortunately Simon Cowell did know what had hit him, and he didn't like it. Enough said!
-Interviewer; "What is the biggest misconception about the Hornosexuals?"
-James; "Everyone thinks we're good!"
We have been lucky enough to play with and meet some wicked bands. They include:
Random Hand
The JB Conspiracy
The Hot Quiche Conspiracy
Sonic Boom Six
Bigtopp
Youngblood Brass Band
Hypnotic Brass
Enjoy the moment.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 19/10/2007
Band Members: Daniel Wildsmith/Danny - Trombone
Richard Ingleson/Ingie - Trombone and Bass
Steven Jackson/Jacko - Drums and Trumpet
James Dunn/James - Trumpet
Jess Shepherd/Jess - Vocals
Jamie Rutherford/Jim - Tenor Sax and Bass
Adam Hatton/Pop - Bass and Drums
Sam Watkinson/Sam - Trumpet
Daniel Temple/Temple - Tuba
Stephen White/Whitey - Bari Sax
Influences: Anything with some funky brass lines.
Youngblood Brass Band.
Adequate 7
Plenty of Jazz and stuff we play in DCYBB.

Sounds Like: Two blind men mutually agreeing to a game of eye I Aye spy.
'That's pretty offensive to blind people...' - Pop, 14th January 2009, 3:06 AM
'They're not gonna see it.' - Sam, 14th January 2009, 3:07 AM
'Isn't it "I" spy not "eye" spy anyway?' - Sam, 14th January 2009, 3:10
'Since when was this a forum for discussing the possibility of blind men seeing and titles of games?! And anyhow, isn't it "Aye" spy, the game where you look for geordies?!' - Jim, 15th January 2009, 18:56
'Yeah but aren't you a complete bellend?' - Everyone ever, any given date, any given time
Record Label: Forum Recordings

My Blog

Britain's Got Talent [Part 3]

Well, it was all worth it. We actually made it on to the TV, albeit in the background of the woman who was on after us. And was crap, yet ironically, got more air time than us!Anyhow, get looking at t...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 15:40:00 GMT

Britain's Got Talent 2009 [Part 2]

Well this was one competition that wasn't for us! Unfortunately despite our best efforts and wishes we won't be playing at the Royal Variety Performance this year. Personally, it was worth the experie...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 05:29:00 GMT

Britain's Got Talent 2009

Well for those of you who don't know, we are off to take on the might of Simon Cowell and his judging posse! In the fall of 2008 we took part in a preliminary audition in Newcastle. Needless to say ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 06:53:00 GMT

Richmond Live

Well as nuts as it is, we just won another BOTB. Richmond Live 2008, The Hornosexuals are champions. I'm so pleased. This weekend is going to be mental, jamming out all week with some of the best guys...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:43:00 GMT

Youngblood brass band

Well, we finally did it! I guess in all forms we just supported Youngblood Brass Band! We played after their show and they came and watched us :O After this we went and talked with them and signed and...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 07:17:00 GMT

Can’t say fairer than that!

Friday 6th June 2008; the final of rE-view Battle of the Bands and the night that would prove to be the climax of a very hectic but worthwhile few months. With a line-up of passionate home-grown bands...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:18:00 GMT

rEview BOTB winners

Well what a mint evening. Certainly an unexpected win considering how epic Epic were. They were a class line up. Just mint. Nice work Epic! It means a lot though to be declared winners of this comp, a...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 17:21:00 GMT

Random Hand review

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/review/music/reviews/gigs/d isplay.var.1996144.0.random_hand_gig_15th_january_2008.php Even Random Hand had something positive to say about us: Tues 15th Jan D...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:32:00 GMT

THE FINAL of BOTB 2007

Indeed. So we won. The hard work paid off, the nights of practice and messing and other crap. It was so much fun and it means so much to us to win, especially doing something that we love so much with...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:19:00 GMT

The story so far...

Well its been a fun few months... After toying with the idea for a fair while, The Hornosexuals finally came into existence with the turn of the season. Freshers Fayre was upon us and so was Battle of...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 15:25:00 GMT