I LOVE to spend MOST if not ALL my time with my LIL sistah!!!Shes what I live for! No matter how bad my days are going... she seems to ALWAYS put a smile on my face! AND she LOVES to $$shop$$ with MOMMY so thats a bonus!!! She's just growin' up way too fast for me to keep up with...She's a very affectionate lil girl which worries me cuz sometimes she doesnt realize how mean people can be...but thats what IM here for...mess with her, i swear ill kill ya! :P
John Lennon, Sean Lennon, Sylvia Plath, Lloyd Dobler, Siddhartha Gautama, Cary Grant, BAM MARGERA!!!, Lane Myer, Ben Folds, Dhani Harrison, Frank O'Hara . . .
*HELLO LADIES...A new song for all who have been misled in the past...... * *I WILL SURVIVE* * * At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died, But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . . * But there you are, Another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry, I should have known that it was bullsh*t, Just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans. * Go on now go, Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count. *(Chorus) I will survive, I will survive, Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive, I will always have good sex with a handful of latex, I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey * It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud, But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed, * Go on now go, Just make a dash, Last time I saw a pr*ck that small was watching Gladstone run nude hash, I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for referees, Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me. * Go on now go, Just hit the track, Don't you bring me home no tiddlers, Cos I'll always throw them back, The only thing that I could do with a pr*ck as small as yours, Is to stick it with a tooth pick, Dip it in tomato sauce. *(Chorus) Go on now go, Get out of my sight, I'm going back to my appliance, Cos I know it's length is right, And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door, You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor. Go on now Go *
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I dont watch a lot of t.v but when i do i like to watch OPRAH!! I rarely miss any of her shows...she always manages to make me cry whether it be happy tears or sad tears! i know you're laughin'!! PUNK'D is another one!!!Will & Grace!!!Like to watch The newlyweds- nick&jessica!!! Fear factor, Smallville, American Idol...anything on E!... are also on my list! Like to watch reruns of Three's Company and Cosby Show!...whatevers on TLC, DISCOVERY CHANNEL (SOME1 just got me 2 start watchin' AMERICAN CHOPPERS...and at first i wasnt that interested but now...i think its pretty hilarious! Monster garage...and...monster house is cool too!
*ANYTHING BUT my textbooks!!!---My fav's---The Lovely Bones, Memoirs of Geisha.....I have been reading to my lil one for years now
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!