Sitting in my own poop for hours on end. Drooling. Burping, and then vomiting all over someone’s back. Looking cute to get the attention of the ladies. Yanking on the tail of small animals, and watching them run around like a bat out of hell.
I am looking for a family. People to take care of me, and sing me sweet songs until I fall asleep. Someone who isn’t afraid to talc my bottom when it gets all poopy and smelly. I need people to leave me nice messages and words of encouragement as I embark on this grand journey, and not just talk to me using goofy noises like I am some kind of a moron. I need a mommy who is tender and nurturing and a daddy who is strong yet kind. I also need a good agent who can get me the Gerber campaign because I think I want to be an actor.
What ever that sound is that comes out of the thing hanging over my crib. I don't know if its art, but i know what I like, and it rocks.
Haven't seen any yet, but I am hearing great things about them.
It is all clicks and buzzes to me at this point. Get back to me in a few years.
Anything with big colorful pictures.
The guy who invented Huggies.