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SANDRA aka SWISS MISS

Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted. - MLK, Jr.

About Me

TOTAL PACKAGE. CATCH ME IF YOU CAN! I choose celibacy until x,y,z. My choice is not based on religion - if I share my variables with you great, if not then you are not meant to know. My parents have been married for 57+ years to each other. Why is that so rare these days? From Midwest to beachside in SoCal with my fabulous schnauzer I enjoy my job in medicine. I don't IM so don't ask. I'm a moderately ok penpal & will approve YOU to the friend list. Myspace Contact Tables
You Belong in Los Angeles
Whether you'll admit it or not, a huge part of you likes being in the spotlight.
And you may just have enough star quality to make it big in LA!
Even if you don't become famous, you still belong in a place where you can get a year round tan. Where Does Your Inner Californian Belong?
Your Linguistic Profile:
70% General American English
10% Dixie
10% Yankee
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
Your English Skills:
Grammar: 100%
Punctuation: 100%
Spelling: 100%
Vocabulary: 100% Does Your English Cut the Mustard?
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?

My Interests

If it harm none, do what you will.

I'd like to meet:

Brilliant entreprenuer humanitarians for longevity and levity with kind and warm personalities.
Your Toes Should Be Pink
You love to dress girly and work your feminine charms, with a bit of an edge.

Your ideal guy: Is confident enough to get any girl he wants

Stay away from: Jerks who only see you as eye candy What Color Should Your Toenails Be?
You Are 33% Scary
You scare men off ocassionaly, but only very weak men.
You're a normal woman. You're not perfect, but you're pretty darn close. Do You Scare Off Men?
You Are 100% Lady
No doubt about it, you are a lady with impeccable etiquette
You know how to put others at ease, even if their manners aren't the greatest. Are You A Lady?
Your Emoticon Is Smiling
Right now, you're feeling cheerful and content - without a care in the world. What Emoticon Best Represents You Right Now?
You Passed 8th Grade Science
Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

Music:

DEFINITELY!

Movies:

YES!

Television:

News,news, news, education/travel. The Apprentice, South Park.

Books:

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Heroes:

SCHNAUZER! :) and my parents.

My Blog

I'm Too Shy - Really Cute but Sad

I didn't write this: I'm Too Shy  (Really Cute but Sad)  As I sat there in english class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called 'best friend'. I stared at her long, silk...
Posted by SANDRA aka SWISS MISS on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:45:00 PST

WISDOM (or wishdom?) from MOTHER THERESA

Today's Wisdom from Mother TheresaBe faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greate...
Posted by SANDRA aka SWISS MISS on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:29:00 PST

Ridiculous Behavior On MySpace - I LOVE 5 - 14!

Hey all...I did not write this.  It is borrowed and post-posted notions I'm sharing.  SM "Ridiculous behavior on MySpace...a worthy repost! This is for all you spam fans that like to send ...
Posted by SANDRA aka SWISS MISS on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 05:18:00 PST

I AM NOT IM'ing YOU, NOR POSTING YOUR ADS

Since it is nothing personal, if you want to promote a product or event on my comment space I will provide the PO Box where you can pay me each month FIRST!  I'll approve your ad comment after&nb...
Posted by SANDRA aka SWISS MISS on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:50:00 PST

MESSENGER INFO (originally posted in 2004 & 2005, now permanently installed)

I don't have any messengers...NO AOL, MSN, Yahoo, or whatever else.  Thanks for asking - now pleeeeeease stop asking.  If you provide unsolicited personal contact info I'll ju...
Posted by SANDRA aka SWISS MISS on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 10:12:00 PST