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luis e. ruiz

One day I will wake up boring, and we will finally have something in common

About Me

Everyday I do the same, I try to be me, be happy, be natural. Tommorrow is another day, and I will be here, being me. Ciao pescado

My Interests

brainwashing people into thinking the stupidest shit is cool, then laughing secretly...making soup, eating soup, i like witch stories and old wives tales, king henry the VIII and all his wives, anne boleyn is my favorite. i like surgical equipment because it photgraphs beautifully. hyenas are cool because they aren't feline nor canine and actually, they are indistinguishable the males and females have identical genatalia, only they can tell each other's sex by scent. what else, nothing else seems cool enough to write about

I'd like to meet:

Randy Rhodes, from the Randy Rhodes show

Music:

yeah yeah yeahs, adult, miss kittin, fischerspooner, blur, depeche mode, duran duran, pet shop boys, madonna, david bowie, erasure, elastica, republica, berlin, siouxsie and the bansheess, wolfsheim, christian death, sexgang children, the cure, joy division, love and rockets

Movies:

anything with about starring or dealing with johnny depp: the opposite of sex, pecker, happiness, your friends and neighbors, satisfaction, heathers, chuck and buck, in the company of men, welcome to the dollhouse, carrie, orgazmo, dolores claiborne

Books:

the giving tree, henry and june, the portrait of dorian gray, W, anything showing celebrities at their worst.

Heroes:

albert einstein

My Blog

I've been reading a "lover's discourse"

It's really good. For the few of you, who are able to connect one neuron to another neuron and form an actual thought. I highly recommend this book. Just pretend for one second that, ugh, not worth it...
Posted by Luis..With an L on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:48:00 PST

sarah silverman/jesus is magic

is the funniest stand up comedy show ever highly recommend it still laughing
Posted by Luis..With an L on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:08:00 PST

already dreading new year's eve

haven't you noticed how on new year's everyone wants to be at "the best party" and wherever you are at the moment you feel like "I'm missing out, because I'm here" So this New Year's I'm just gonna en...
Posted by Luis..With an L on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST

you can all rest easy

i have finally met someone i like very much   you can pull the trigger now peace has been restored and faith renewed now, what we will do with your corpse, is anyone's guess, an art piece it sure...
Posted by Luis..With an L on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:25:00 PST

another song written just for me

The Gentle Waves---Falling From GraceYou make me satisfiedYou only want to rideBut that's alright by meWe happen to be freeFor what tomorrow bringsNo peace and broken wingsIt may have been so goodBut ...
Posted by Luis..With an L on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 07:07:00 PST

ramblings of a mad man

so, i'm a father now, no pussy was involved thank god, money however is always involved in acquiring anything worth value i'm as happy as a bee who's finally found his hive, i never thought i could lo...
Posted by Luis..With an L on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:17:00 PST

Dial M for myspace

you have to read this, hilarious, life would be so boring if god didn't invent stupid people   http://www.sploid.com/news/2006/06/after_dark_my_s.php...
Posted by Luis..With an L on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:34:00 PST

my top 8'ters......i'm a very lucky lad/half-lass

have you ever___ with___Body: Have You Ever _____ With Your Top 8? TOP 8 1. celine2. alexis3. karen4. erika5. cindy6. paula7. anayma8. alex Have you ever done anything illegal with 1?too many to list,...
Posted by Luis..With an L on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 11:08:00 PST

for what it's worth

so, comcast changed my channels around and i can't find showtime hbo, nothing so, that's pretty annoying, since i had them all memorized before, now i have to re-learn like 70 of my favorite channels ...
Posted by Luis..With an L on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:20:00 PST

nothingness

i know who my friends are haters are everywhere, like herpes or aspirin my friends however are exclusive and close the rest can blur themselves into oblivion the only thing worse than being ostrascize...
Posted by Luis..With an L on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:41:00 PST