Articles On My Work |
So I had my solo show at David Castillo Gallery. Thanks to everyone who showed up to see my paintings. The following are articles on the show. I’ll add more as they are published. Artistic Ap...
Posted by a r a m i s on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:38:00 PST |
Art Basel Blog |
This is dedicated to all you New Yorkers who couldn't make it down to Miami and go on a date with me this week.
So I'm going to start off a Miami Art Basel blog in the least likely man...
Posted by a r a m i s on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:13:00 PST |
Exhibition Calendar: Art Basel Miami 2007 and January 2008 |
Group Shows:
David Castillo GalleryMiami, FLProject Room during Art Basel MiamiDecember 3, 2007 January 5, 2008Opening reception Saturday, December 8, 7-11pm
Freedom TowerMiami, FLMiami Contemp...
Posted by a r a m i s on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:35:00 PST |
Lucius vs Macys Giftcards: A Special Halloween Blog |
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! Son of a bitch fuck ass lords! I want to sue Macy's & their shitty fucking cards. I want to sue whoever invented gift cards and whoever invented fucki...
Posted by a r a m i s on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:43:00 PST |
A Boring Timeline of Major Events In My Life! |
I was getting sick of everyone's pointless dumbass surveys and felt compelled to out self-aggrandize them. After spending the week sitting around doing nothing in one of the Rubell's wha...
Posted by a r a m i s on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:07:00 PST |
The Illustrious Saga of an Unlikely Serial Dater. |
Preface: Writing something like this can be very dangerously pompous, so I am going to try to convey my best intentions here. And let me get right out and say extra thanks to all the lovely ladies th...
Posted by a r a m i s on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:15:00 PST |
A Nerds Guide to Camping With Retired Fashion Models. |
Apparently, this Nerd has issues spelling "Guide" correctly.
After a kind of uneventful week in Miami, I got an offer from my friend Rachael that was hard to turn down: 4 days of Camping with p...
Posted by a r a m i s on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:17:00 PST |
Who Needs Real Women? |
Friends,About 300,000 years ago the human species appeared on the scene. 100,000 years later we migrated beyond Africa and into the Middle East and parts of Europe. That's right, we were on the move. ...
Posted by a r a m i s on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:52:00 PST |
Food Journal Vol 5: My Big Venezuelan Meal! |
Your wildest dreams have finally come true. Now I can make you pregnant with a technologically advanced, fully grown, version of me, just by looking at you! Ok, maybe that one is in the works, ...
Posted by a r a m i s on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST |
Old Friendster Testamonials |
These are old pre-lyme disease testamonials that I used to write for people on Friendster. There were some really good ones that people deleted (mostly up-tight girls & guys trying to meet u...
Posted by a r a m i s on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:17:00 PST |
