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I have spent my life confused, you cant baffle me

Happiness is a plane ticket and a bottle of gin.

About Me

Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com Myspace Extended Network BannersI am the kind of person who sits in a silent room and bursts out laughing about something that happened last week


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____________________________________________________________ I am this much of a loser.______________________________________________________ _____I try to be a positive person, although i am actually very cynical. I try not to be as clumsy as i am. I cant help it. I will break your stuff, knock over your drinks and generally fall over. I probably drink too much for my own good. I try to be healthy and walk and eat salad. I hate salad. I am also studying with the open university to be a Primary School teacher. To do this i will probably need to learn how to spell. This is on my 'To Do' list. I write alot of 'To Do' lists. I try very hard to do what they say.________________________________________________________ _______ i like thunderstorms, i like watching the sunset, l like the supernatural, i like good wine and good humour, i like writing, i like being happy, i like music, i like talking for hours, i like being hugged, i like being in love, i like reading, i like hot sunny days, i like strawberries, i like curly hair, i like white lillys, i like flying, i like culture, i like art, i like flirting, i like listening, i like sugar, i like coffee, i like swimming, i like horse riding, i like the sea, i like being on boats, i like making people laugh, i like liquid eyeliner, i like the saxophone, i like good underwear, i like dancing, i like walking, i like intelligence, i like power, i like fast cars, i like my men to be men, i like visiting places, i like the woods, i like fairys and dragons, i like taking photographs, i like irony, i like the rain. ____________________________________________________________ __i dont like reality tv, i dont like confrontation, i dont like the heat, i dont like laziness, i dont like biting my nails but i do it anyway, i dont like sleeping on the left side of the bed, i dont like speed garage, i dont like having to spend £5.33 for a packet of b&h everyday, i dont like not getting a seat, i dont like driving, i dont like mustard, i dont like being spoken down to, i dont like blonde hair on me, i dont like my wages.______________________________________________________ ________Also, i have issues with cyclists. No in general you understand. I have a problem with them when they are cycling on the road. Now i understand that this is were the law tells them to be. But blantantly the law is wrong. It is simply not logical. If a the cyclist is on the road you have to drive around them which is basically a big pain in the ass, but if you hit the little blighter, well, chances are he is deaded. But if the cyclist was on the pavement, no driving around him is needed. And if the blighter hits a pedestrian, well they are unlikely to die. So. It is far safer for the cyclist to be riding his bike on the pavement isnt it now.________________________________________________________ _I am also rather fond of these lyrics. I think they sum up everything:"is it cruel or kind not to speak my mind and to lie to you, rather than hurt you? well ill confess all of my sins after several large gins, but still ill hide from you. hide whats inside from you... and the memories of the pubs and the clubs and the drugs we shared together. stay with me forever? but the highs and the lo's and the too's and the fro's they made me dizzy... wont you please forgive me?" - Music when the lights go out / the libertines._________________________________________________ _____________

My Interests

I like excursions. i also like drinking, but i should really learn when enough is enough. im sure i will grasp the concept sometime soon. i enjoyed a cigarettes, but i gave up. So now i have a cigar. i enjoy writing poetry and taking photos. i also need to go horse riding, as i used to enjoy this and havnt done it for a while. im sure i would still enjoy it. i also like the word enjoy, and choas, and i like the alice and wonderland ride at blackpool pleasure beach. this excited me greatly.
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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet many people. Like steven king, james herbert and einstein. I would very much like to meet a handsome cowboy or a pirate. I would not however like to meet mike myers or ignorant lieing cheating individuals or people who wish to buy my worn tights. Even if i wore tights they would not be for sale. Unless you wish to pay me £4 million pounds.
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Music:

james guns and roses nivarna my chemical romance razorlight keane james morrison the doors the who the jam david bowey phil collins bryan adams the mac lads motley crew the levellers snowpatrol coldplay muse tamla motown eminem's old stuff pink the feeling the kooks libertines the verve oasis stereophonics the clash the coral queen pink floyd yeah yeah yeahs juliette and the licks jazz the blues

Movies:

forest gump, blood diamond, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, vanilla sky, a beautiful mind, the usual suspects, k-pax, american beauty, pirates of the caribean, silence of the lambs, misery, the shining, clockwork orange, trainspotting, aladin, beauty and the beast, alice in wonderland, shawshank redemption, green mile, bridget jones, sixth sense, the others, uncle buck, a beautiful mind, good will hunting, jamanji, patch adams, white noise, carrie, childs play, it, nightmare on elm street, harry potter, the break up, sleepy hollow, labrinyth, a never ending story, im bored now.

Television:

The news The simpsons Futurama Eastenders Location location location Relocation relocation Those weird documentaries on channel four Charmed Frasier Friends Waking the dead Silent witness Jonathon Creek Only fools and horses

Books:

nobody true, magic cottage, the secret of crickley hall, the shining, rats, labryinth, witchs, the curious incident, clarksons books, animal farm, anything weird. anything about witches, the supernatural, murders, spells.

Heroes:

The Care Bears

My Blog

Long time no see?

I am well and truely back. The Sam is back Watch out you hear me!! ha ha! No, but seriously, im back to my normal weight, clothes size 12, i have money, im going for a promotion, and im moving out in ...
Posted by I have spent my life confused, you cant baffle me on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:23:00 PST

Rat a Tattooo!!

I have spent many months deciding whether having a tattoo is really the way forward.  And i have concluded that it is the only way forward. I have corallated afew images of the sort of thing that...
Posted by I have spent my life confused, you cant baffle me on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:20:00 PST

47 hours 25 mins and 16 secs.

I have now given up smoking for 47 hours and 25 mins and 16 sec. Approx you understand. I may have to murder someone. I think i may have awful roadrage on the way home. I am bad enough when i am smoki...
Posted by I have spent my life confused, you cant baffle me on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:34:00 PST

this is one of my favorites.

Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer's Day? by William Shakespeare (1564-1616)   Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the dar...
Posted by I have spent my life confused, you cant baffle me on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:01:00 PST

the danger of plastic horses

plastic horses are very dangerous things.  i attempted to ride the steeple chaser on blackpool pleasure beach. all was going well until the plastic horse ride was completed and i tried to dismoun...
Posted by I have spent my life confused, you cant baffle me on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:32:00 PST

tragic really

my very tragically scary experience is as follows: i leave house to get shoes out of the car.  it is very dark. dodgy car pulls up.  man stares at me.  i ignore him and proceed with my ...
Posted by I have spent my life confused, you cant baffle me on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:15:00 PST

some advice

do not get a bus in london.  they blantantly lie about their destinations and then you get very lost and have to pay five million pounds for a taxi to take you back to the hotel. just thought i w...
Posted by I have spent my life confused, you cant baffle me on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 12:41:00 PST

screwed!!

okay, heres the story.  i have had to move back into the prison that is the parents house and so lovely were they that they put me in the stinking lilac bedroom.  Right, so they went away fo...
Posted by I have spent my life confused, you cant baffle me on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:48:00 PST

bored and doing quizzes.....

People Envy Your Compassion You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain.People envy your compassion, and more importantly, ...
Posted by I have spent my life confused, you cant baffle me on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 08:08:00 PST

singleton

okay, so interesting few days.  Me and Rich are no more after three and a half years..................  ...
Posted by I have spent my life confused, you cant baffle me on Tue, 23 May 2006 07:15:00 PST