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♥ all about meeee ♥
I'm Dani
I'm 21
I work with SLD and autistic kids
Black funky hair
Alcoholic/Shopaholic
Short
Addicted to ink
Too bitchy
Serial Flirt
Uncontrollable need to please peoples
I dont like meat but i eat it
I think i suffer from S.A.D as i get very depressed with no sun
Havent been single since i was 15, I have lots of making up to do
Spend money that i dont have
Wanna migrate south because i watched the day after tomorrow
I play with my food
I like to sit with my legs crossed
Little things make me smile
Im a terrible drunk
I embarrass myself emensely but dont care
I walk on my tiptoes in underwear
I like to wear mens shirts to bed
Im monty alot of the time
I like attention
I suffer from a sarcastic and whitty nature
Very opinionated n have no self-control
Im charming even when im angry
Special k with fruit is addictive
Am i the only person capable of cutting their lip with a spoon?
A cuppa tay solves everything!
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♥ Best mate Ruth ♥
Good times, bad times, best of times!
She loves me + i love her
she goes under my dress
She looks after me at Reading
Dances with me to Bloc Party + Raves it up in the middle of a field
She is most probably better than your friends
I dont see her often enough
She disagrees with most things i do but still loves me for it
Puts up with my montyness
Is gonna rave it up with me in Zante
She is the strawberry to my cream!
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♥ The Boyfriend ♥
You will most likely see us 1 minute raving together n the next screaming at each other in a public house =)
Yes we r always on + off
Yes we disagree on most probably everything
Yes we argue in public
and alcohol effects us way too much
But we look good together
and behind closed doors things
are pretty good
We spend whole days doing absolutely nothing constructive but watching that 70s show, dog the bounty hunter and miami ink, being hung over n appologising for the anticts the nite before
The cuddles are
ace
and the tears hurt lots
It doesnt come naturally and we have to work hard at it!
The love
is there despite what you think!
He makes good cups of tea
and runs the perfect bath
He takes me to Dublin for my birthday and gets us lost and walking for 3 hours before admitting defeat and getting a taxi lol
Gets too excited over steam proof mirrors!
Does do the little things that make me smile, like...
Lets me warm my cold hands up on his warm body
Wakes me up with a cup of tea in bed
Cuddles me when i have nightmares
and kisses my nose
You dont know the half of it, so keep the comments to yourself and everyone will get on fine =)
A man has 4 different types of girls..
1.Wifey
2.Boo
3.Bitches
4.Hoes
1)
Wifey is irreplaceable.. she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Hoes until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses his Wifey he would be
screwed, and never be truly happy again..
2)Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will
never be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey for a reason and is irreplaceable.. she can
never replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will
never achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him..
3)Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events..That the male calls when Wifey is acting up and needs a quick nut. The bitch is the first one running there.
4)Hoes.. enough said! Trying to move up in life, Wants to be a Bitch or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls the males bag for no reason and have them in their phone. Backups in case a bitch or a boo slips up.
me and my friends are all wifeys or wifey material!
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♥Some Facts♥
blue eyes+dark hair=the sex
Less is not more...more mascara,more heels,more lipgloss,more stockings,more kissing,more bum,more boobs
grudges get u nowhere but revenge is very sweet
whitty+sarcastic laughter
is foreplay
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