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kim

good grief.

About Me

I started an online store because I love to design and build soft things. Check them out today and come back often as I will constantly be adding items!i don't know. i just like boats. i've just learned how to sew muppets together. but, nothing makes me happier than oversized underwear.

My Interests

enjoy your work! don't even work for people who treat you badly. it's never worth your time. but it's worth mine to tell you. spades club. boats and drinks. chaise lounges. watching shane eat really hot things. making fake mix tapes. cider day in the northeast foliage. lying about where i ate lunch.

I'd like to meet:

I've danced in a lesbian bar. and I've met jonathon richman.

Music:

rosemary clooney. wanda jackson. songs with trombones. twin peaks theme song. willie mae rock camp for girls. tom petty and the heart breakers. mates of state. fleetwood mac. heart. kim deal. ida. depeche mode. boston. the dirtbombs. the who. john cougar mellencamp. the riverboat gamblers. valient thor. genesis. feist. team dresch. stax records. queen. and i forgot phil collins, i don't even care, i love him as much as john cougar mellencamp.

Movies:

1. back to the beach. 2. bill murray. 3. trilogies.

Television:

i watch it. twin peaks. the wonder years. freaks & geeks.

Books:

cook books. comic. sylvia plath. lynda barry. amy sedaris. eve ensler. "fun home" by alison bechdel. tour guide books.

My Blog

pie charts

**Pie Chart - noun - a type of graph in which a circle is divided into sectors that each represent a portion of the whole. (in other words, sections of one’s life that seem to be black and white...
Posted by kim on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:30:00 PST

well, im from JUNO alaska man, and thats how we do it up here.

What I'm really trying to say is that it would be a real good idea to take yourself out one night before christmas, or after chaunnaka if you choose, to go see JUNO. And if we see each other out on t...
Posted by kim on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:29:00 PST

how can i tell you if youre not here?

i'll have to tell somebody. tonight, after alain became a citizen, and after pouring 40 proof on my bare insides, i step onto the L train. i mind my own business, i'm drunk. a happy buzz, a warm f...
Posted by kim on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 05:22:00 PST

9th avenue and 39th street part 2

Safety isn't real. Safety is not a guarantee and I promise, as soon as you think you're safe, you're not. Something or someone will knock the illusion of safety right out of your brain pockets. Wheth...
Posted by kim on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:53:00 PST

best meltdown quote ever..

"NOT ALL GIRLS ARE ANGELS. some girls are LIZARD LICKING FOOLS!"- 8 year old having a meltdown wanting to leave rock camp for girls. yes, 8 years old.
Posted by kim on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:38:00 PST

9th avenue. 39th street.

i am certain that one of the creepiest blocks of new york city is 9th avenue between 40th and 39th streets. Upon arriving in New York, my first daytime adventure was on said block to a bar called Bel...
Posted by kim on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:33:00 PST

Duke rape case: injustice to whom?

From newsday.com 2006:-- "The accuser, a 27-year-old black college student and mother, said she was raped and beaten by white students on March 13 after performing for them at a house party. Two lacro...
Posted by kim on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:40:00 PST

humor

i try to keep a sense of it. it's hard a lot of the time, but keeping a solid laugh in a brain pocket causes less irritatiion.
Posted by kim on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:17:00 PST

thank you for your all your ZIT (everyone!)

i posted a bulletin about my 'friend.' and so many of your answers were so 'informative' i had to share them with the 'WORLD!' (and will continue to add your 'remedies' as they 'come') who knew i kne...
Posted by kim on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 06:33:00 PST

GW

Friday, September 2nd, 2005 Dear Mr. Bush: Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where ...
Posted by kim on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 08:47:00 PST