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Danny Diamond

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About Me

Dan McLane (born September 25, 1978 in Kitchener, Ontario) is a former international freestyle swimmer from Canada, who competed for her native country at two consecutive Summer Olympics, starting in 1996 in Atlanta, Georgia. There she finished in 29th position in the 50m Freestyle. Four years later in Sydney, Australia she reached the final with the Canadian Relay Teams, in the 4x100 Freestyle (7th) and in the 4x100 Medley (6th). Also got caught weeing in her training Pool has many verucas grrr narly

My Interests

World Class Swimming

I'd like to meet:

Those who have been Captured! By Robots!

Music:

Dan Currently

Yndi Halda

65daysofstatic

Between the Buried and Me

Estradasphere

The Protomen

Captured! By Robots!

Movies:

Big Lewbowski, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Hudsucker Proxy, Fargo, Raising Arizona, Blood Simple, Miller's Crossing (notice a trend?) Suicide Club, Waking Life, Donnie Darko, Swimming With Sharks, Bottle Rocket, The Descent, The Proposition, Trainspotting, Snatch, Clerks, 12 Monkeys, Leprachaun 4 : Leprechaun in Space, Boondock Saints, Cabin Fever, Dead Alive, Bad Taste. Really I'm just into the campy horror flicks, I'm in it to see some sex and violence, not excellent acting and well developed plots.

Television:

I watch cartoons in all shapes and forms. With a few recent exceptions.

Books:

Civilwarland, You Can't Win, Hitchhikers Guide, LOTR, Snow Crash, Catch-22. Confederacy of Dunces, Dharma Bums, American Psycho, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Stupid White Men, Why Not Me?, Lying Liars, Naked Lunch, Survivor, Fast Food Nation, Two Nations, Down by the River, The Rum Diaries, Barrel Fever, Santaland Diaries

Heroes:

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My Blog

Crazy Id as Ego does

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Posted by Danny Diamond on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:45:00 PST

There’s nothing

I like as much as brunch. And sex. And beer. Brunch, sex and beer taste like candy if brunch, sex and beer were a candy.I'm feeling liberated as the french after the tyranny of Vichy regime ended. I e...
Posted by Danny Diamond on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:26:00 PST

Done done done

Done even trying.
Posted by Danny Diamond on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 01:12:00 PST

A Girl In Port

First of all...fuck you drunksI can say it  Also I love Okkervil River...Let fall your soft and swaying skirt. Let fall your shoes. Let fall your shirt. I'm not the ladykilling sort enough t...
Posted by Danny Diamond on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:18:00 PST

This deserves it’s own blog

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Posted by Danny Diamond on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:32:00 PST

Last night

There are lot's of things to say about last night, but i'll only touch on one.So around midnight I drive up to Burke's house and take a walk around the neighborhood with said Burke and Dane. We procee...
Posted by Danny Diamond on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:00:00 PST

A cautionary tale

    Upon  a brilliantly colored daffodil in Liplock Forest sat the happiest little caterpillar in all the world. He'd worm his cute little cuddly body around, nibbling on leaves wh...
Posted by Danny Diamond on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:26:00 PST

Bad Girl

The new Devendra Banhart album is mind-blowingly amazing. I know his festooned face has been plastered all over Myspace, but it's for good reason. His voice is haunting and his guitar work is sublime....
Posted by Danny Diamond on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:23:00 PST

Ch-ch-changes

First of all, for anyone that hasn't already heard, my good friend Nick Kichas is moving to California in a little over a week. We're going to be having a  going away bbq at his house on sunday 2...
Posted by Danny Diamond on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 11:58:00 PST

Need more Adam

All he needs is a Little Girl to harvest the Adam from the dead of Rapture....
Posted by Danny Diamond on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:53:00 PST