Dream journal! This one's a doozy. |
Dane and I are walking down the street of an average neighborhood I don't recognize. A moving truck is parked on the side of the road and the back is open. He jumps into the bed and grabs ...
Posted by James Tiberius Burke on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:50:00 PST |
Adventures in boxing. |
At 6'1" and 165 lbs., I'm not a small man. But after going three minutes with a 280 lb. gorilla last night it is apparent that I am a sad fighter. I think some lessons may be in order.
Posted by James Tiberius Burke on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 08:41:00 PST |
More fun with the internet! |
After discovering this tool while stalling from my homework, I produced the following scary images:...
Posted by James Tiberius Burke on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST |
How attractive am I? |
Thanks to this fun, but mostly useless tool I have been having about 10 minutes of fun. I can't guarantee these results.Look at my results!...
Posted by James Tiberius Burke on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:22:00 PST |
An Educational Update (part the second). |
I have spent the last week doing the almost traditional jumping through hoops and collecting signatures in order to graduate come this June. I am tired and frustrated being told three different ...
Posted by James Tiberius Burke on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:48:00 PST |
An Educational Update |
All the English majors in the room could not divine her true design, but I percieved the machinations of her cruel and hardened heart. As queer as my Henry James/Film class is, I like it. My mother r...
Posted by James Tiberius Burke on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:31:00 PST |
Why I hate roommates who get the police called. |
At around 11 I was sitting at my computer when I hear a crash. I run into the living room and three kids are on the floor throwing punches. I and another roommate pull them all apart while...
Posted by James Tiberius Burke on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:58:00 PST |
I designed something! |
Magen has recently turned me onto www.threadless.com and what's more is she has lured me into designing a shirt with the promise of possible cash prizes. This is my design: Drunken Monkey Style ...
Posted by James Tiberius Burke on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:07:00 PST |
Beat this, Dan. |
The internet is a lonely place tonight. I have called out into the void and heard only echoes reverberating off derelict pornographic empires. My telephone only gives me messages that make sense...
Posted by James Tiberius Burke on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:55:00 PST |
A personal moment of hilarity that no one else will care for |
Spellcheck thinks that when I write "shit-eating", I really want "chitchatting" or "cogitating".
Posted by James Tiberius Burke on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:01:00 PST |
