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Gaylord Q. Tinkledink

13th step on a 12 step program

About Me

About this tall... mad sparkle in my eye... trying to limit my caffeine intake before I vibrate right through the floor... I enjoy cheese... I have an unhealthy obsession with zombies

My Interests

shiny objects, film making, acting, writing, comic books, reading

I'd like to meet:

Absinthe fiends, mad poets, circus freaks, rabble rousers, miscreants, deviants, and zombies!!

Music:

Radiohead, Sigur Ros, UNKLE, Tool, DJ Shadow, Morphine, Wilco, Prince, Nirvana, Queens of the Stone Age, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Massive Attack, Ministry, NIN, David Bowie, Peter Murphy, Johnny Cash, And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead..., The Streets

Movies:

Fight Club, Pi, Labyrinth, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Donnie Darko, Dawn of the Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

Television:

The Simpsons, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show, Carnivale, Scrubs

Books:

The Illuminatus Trilogy, Quicksilver, Running with Scissors, All Families are Psychotic, Holy Fire, All Tomorrow's Parties, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Perdido Street Station, Fortress of Solitude, Parasite Rex, The Alienist

Heroes:

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My Blog

Screw dogs... a snake is Doug's best friend!

Hey everybody! Remember that nasty post awhile back? The one about the men's room toilet being all clogged up? Well, guess what I just got to do again? That's right, unclog the toilet... YAY!It didn't...
Posted by Dead Doug on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:20:00 PST

Dead Doll

Well, there she is... tell me what you think... will hopefully have better pictures of her soon!
Posted by Dead Doug on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:08:00 PST

Dolls dolls dolls

Dead doll show went great. It was the first time the show was invite only, so it was not nearly as crowded as it usually is at these events. Got to see my friend's dolls. Jeff, Justin, Angel, and Shan...
Posted by Dead Doug on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:33:00 PST

help us

Hoo boy, now I have done it! A while back my friend Brendan and I did a little art project for our for the toy Tokyo gallery show. We know all the guys there, so we always get a chance to work with th...
Posted by Dead Doug on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:08:00 PST

rain of death

So sick of the NYC umbrella assassins... every time it rains, I have to duck, dodge and cover just to get away from people with their mighty metal and wood instruments of death... come on... do you re...
Posted by Dead Doug on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:12:00 PST

does whatever a spider can

Sometimes, like right now, I wish I had SpiderMan's powers. I could really go for swinging around all these buildings. Instead, I am stuck here at my desk. Waiting to answer any tech calls that come m...
Posted by Dead Doug on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:57:00 PST

One would think...

I knew that when my boss told me this was a very hands on job, that I would be getting a little dirty. However, I didn't think that would include cleaning up after the editors who rent our rooms. Some...
Posted by Dead Doug on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:04:00 PST

Insomnia

Going on a week now. I got some sleep the other night, but it came back with a vengeance last night. I have to admit, I don't mind sometimes the random weird thoughts that pop into my head because of ...
Posted by Dead Doug on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:32:00 PST

Philly

Never made it to the Mutter musuem... never got to hang with RoryJ... didn't get any new ink... but other than that Philly was great!!! Saw the Body Worlds exhibit. Picked up some nice posters and car...
Posted by Dead Doug on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:49:00 PST

ugh

I may actually get on here more often. Yes, Doug now has internet in his room. No more using my roomate's slow as hell and ancient iMac. No more will I be forced to wear pants while I type to all you ...
Posted by Dead Doug on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 07:47:00 PST