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2T

Annoying the world, one person at a time.

About Me

Brilliant to a fault. Sarcastic and mean. Full of hate, but lovable nonetheless. Very easily distracted, yet bubble wrap keeps me entertained for hours. Stupid people make me feel homicidal. I despise obsessive political correctness and all of it's ridiculous terminology. The_Funny is a cure for all that ails. A sick sense of humor makes any situation bearable. I prefer the odd and the offbeat. I generally root for the underdog (unless they're playing against the Patriots).

My Interests

Writing, music, comedy, travel, football, art, I love pulp fiction cover art...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone can feel free to contact me, but be warned, if you are stupid I will gleefully abuse you. I have no interest in meeting people with oversized heads. Trying to figure out the logistics of how you're able to stand up straight stresses me the fuck out. Do you tumble backward when walking uphill and lurch forward when going downhill?

Music:

The Rolling Stones, The Clash, Cheap Trick, The Ramones, The Boomtown Rats, The Sex Pistols, Guns N Roses(Appetite For Destruction), Iggy Pop, Joan Jett, Amy Winehouse, Aerosmith(70s), Circus Of Power, Hanoi Rocks, Dogs D'amour, Faith No More, Peeping Tom, Nirvana, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Kid Rock, Gluecifer, The Black Halos, Lazy Cowgirls, Turbonegro, The Black Keys, Them Wranch, Porch Ghouls, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis Presley... and HANSON!

Movies:

A Bronx Tale, Arthur, Blazing Saddles, Boondock Saints, Borat, Caddyshack, Clerks, Conair, Dazed And Confused, Dogma, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, The Godfather 1 & 2, Heathers, The Jerk, Monty Python's Holy Grail, My Cousin Vinny, The Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Say Anything, Slapshot, Swingers, This Is Spinal Tap, True Romance, What About Bob, Young Frankenstein

Television:

Heroes, Sopranos, Family Guy, South Park, NFL Football.

Books:

My favorite writer is David Sedaris. My favorite genre is biographies. No One Here Gets Out Alive, by Danny Sugarman and Jerry Hopkins, and Please Kill Me by Legs McNeil and Gillian McCain are two of my favorite books.

My Blog

I LOVE MY CAR!!!

Is it really necessary that we be politically correct when it comes to labeling our vehicles? A few years ago I learned that we had begun to call used cars "pre-owned".  I think Lexus starte...
Posted by 2T on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:59:00 PST

Blogs are for surveying.

1. Are you smiling? I don't know.  I'm not sitting anywhere near a mirror. 2. When is the last time you met someone new?What classifies someone as new? I don't hang out in maternity wards. 3. Tru...
Posted by 2T on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:22:00 PST

Surveys are fundamental.

01. What are your initials?M.U.D.02. What is your favorite thing to wear? Sweats and a t-shirt03. What is the last thing you ate? a chocolate donut04. Where is one place you will NEVER eat? I'll eat j...
Posted by 2T on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:31:00 PST

All The Important Questions Answered

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?Ma.2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?In my jewelry box.3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?The 11th grade chemistry teacher who accid...
Posted by 2T on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:02:00 PST