OMG WTF EKG!!1!!! |
Ok so I attempted to redo my page by paying homage to Barney. Are you guys blind yet? are you suffereing greatly over it?
and by suffering greatly, I mean having the most orgasmic experience of...
Posted by Elise on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 05:01:00 PST |
My friends are funny |
SO I finally imported my address book to myspace and lo and behold I see that amongst the numerous friends found, is one of my friends whom I adore and was uber stoked to see on myspace. So I clicked ...
Posted by Elise on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 08:51:00 PST |
OMG I'm not brilliant |
So I took that IQ test, and yes I realize it isnt like a billion percent accurate but I am BELOW AVERAGE for logical intelligence. BELOW AVERAGE!!
On a good note, I got your birthday card Chri...
Posted by Elise on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 01:28:00 PST |
OMG I am BRILLIANT!!! |
And by brilliant, I mean I saw that My Space Editor thing on someone's page and decided I should do it too. Since I'm rambling, it has been 9 years to the day that I graduated from high school. Also o...
Posted by Elise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
and you all thought I was 12... |
You Are 30 Years Old
30
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart...
Posted by Elise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I am becoming Cher. |
Is it wrong that I am in lust with a kid in my class who is 19, is my height, and resembles a certain harry potter character we all know and love? I don't want to do anything with him. I just want to ...
Posted by Elise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
hahahahahahhahahaha I am not surprised |
With Which Harry Potter Male Are You Most Sexually Compatible? brought to you by Quizilla
Ok now someone do it and get dumbledore so I can laugh my ass off at you....
Posted by Elise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Oh my crap I am getting old |
Everyday I go through what I call my "young mental checklist" to ensure that I am not becoming the old decrepid woman I fear being which includes sustaining my immaturity, avoiding the old people drin...
Posted by Elise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Oh god another embarrasing atrocity |
Ok to give ya'll a little background about me, I am not the most eloquent person in real life. (I can just picture you all shaking your head in disbelief but I assure you it's true.) Not only tha...
Posted by Elise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Today I almost killed a cashier over a pair of undies |
So today I went shopping at target to get some crap when I saw these super cute panties. I went through a whole bunch and grabbed the sizes I wanted and then went to the register. The cashier lady was...
Posted by Elise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
