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Anthropomorphic Personification

Apparently My Lays Are 100% Pure Joy

About Me



In case you haven't noticed yet I'm a smart-aleck with a passion for music, clothing, art, wine, a good cup of tea, an orgasmic cup of coffee, and boys with a screw loose...My favorite question is "What the fuck were you thinking?" I am amused by human motivation.
But I am more than a bunch of fonts, pixels and photos. So are you.

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My Interests


I write a lot - if you'd like to know more about that read the blogs, then if you still have questions just ask. I create wearable art, fun costumes and interior accents for dramatic living. I enjoy trivia games, Diplomacy, and killing french people. Pizza is a gift from the Goddess, along with chocolate, caffeine, bacon, and the orange food group ("Anything orange is usually pretty good." --Twiggy Ramirez.) I have a collection of black & white photography by Garry Seidel, and I enjoy taking pictures of my own and manipulating images.

I'd like to meet:


Tori Amos because she is like one of my sisters, except she left home when I was young and hasn't come back for tea yet. I'd love to meet Chris DeGarmo, Marilyn Manson, Trent Reznor, Jeordie White, Neil Finn, Vivianne Westwood, Tatsuya Ishida, and beyond the veil, Audrey Hepburn and Hubert de Givenchy.

Music:


An Eclectic Assortment: Tori Amos, Queensryche, Neil Finn/Crowded House, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Garbage, Mozart, 80's hair bands and metal, new wave, goth, anything written by people I know and things that make you think and dream....

Movies:

Prelude To A Kiss, Secretary, Anything by Kevin Smith or David Lynch, Closer, Matrix, Bound, Boondock Saints, The Wizard of Oz, Elizabeth, Shakespeare In Love, The Opposite Sex (and How To Live With Them), Anything starring Audrey Hepburn, Anything starring Johnny Depp (because he didn't give in to the machine)... Unconventional love stories or sci-fi - can't really go wrong.
Chris Knight: You didn't touch anything, did you?
Mitch: No.
Chris Knight: Good. Because all of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for "toy."
Mitch: What is it?
Chris Knight: It's a penis stretcher. Do you want to try it?
Mitch: No.
Chris Knight: I'm just kidding. It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.
Andrew Clark: Wow. Are you psychic?
Allison Reynolds: No.
Brian Johnson: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?
Allison Reynolds: I stole your wallet.
Jeff Megall: [Talking to Nick on the phone, late at night] Gotta go. London. It's 7 AM in the Old Empire.
Nick Naylor: When do you sleep?
Jeff Megall: [Pause] Sunday.

Television:

Nip/Tuck, 24, Miami Ink, House, with some filler from HGTV, TLC, Discovery (because we're nothing but mammals), Cartoon Network, and Sci-Fi. I watch as much Hockey as I can being I'm a Devils fan in PA without digital cable....Oh yeah and whenever Jeff is on ;)

Books:

I like well-researched historical fiction, Science fiction, some business/financial books, "New Age," comics and graphic novels, scripts, and biographies - because the truth is often stranger than fiction.

Heroes:

Anyone willing to question....Anyone willing to go beyond.....It could be you.

My Blog

Love the Devils, They're All Jersey Will Have Soon

Ok, I'm not a basketball fan, but I did grow up in NJ and we kind of get the short end of the stick when it comes to sports teams.  When I was a kid, the USFL still existed and we actually had a...
Posted by Anthropomorphic Personification on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST

As the Zamboni Turns...

Mario Lemieux and the other owners of the Pittsburgh Penguins toured the Sprint Center in Kansas City and also met with the Governor of PA and Pittsburgh leaders to talk about a new arena in Pittsburg...
Posted by Anthropomorphic Personification on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:02:00 PST

Jackasses Still Outnumber Muslims in Congress

So I'm looking at Yahoo and this article comes up: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070103/ap_on_go_co/ellison_qura n In case you haven't noticed, the first Muslim was elected to Congress.  Ellison gr...
Posted by Anthropomorphic Personification on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:53:00 PST

Resolve to Stop Dissolving Resolve

Resolute: adj.  Characterized by firmness or determination; unwavering. Have you ever noticed how people "resolve" to do things and then never do?  Why are we so afraid to commit to change (...
Posted by Anthropomorphic Personification on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST

Hmm...I like potatoes - BOB repost for Shannon

*I even changed the picture to an orange one...But it needs engraving...and maybe a magnum....LMAO* This is B.O.B. B.O.B was feeling a little run down until he got a big new boost of energy from Ener...
Posted by Anthropomorphic Personification on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:29:00 PST

Back and Forward

I have returned from NJ.  I had a great time at dinner last night and hanging out with everyone.  The only thing I would change is that next time I'm bringing earplugs or something to block ...
Posted by Anthropomorphic Personification on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:58:00 PST

Eargasm: Mend Your Misery with the new Dommin CD

If you loved Sisters of Mercy, Shakepeare's Sister, The Lost Boys soundtrack, Queensryche's "Rage For Order" album, or just like an album that rocks - lend this your ears. I was sent a friend request...
Posted by Anthropomorphic Personification on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 04:29:00 PST

32.5

Today is my half-birthday.  Part of me wants to pull out the brownies and framboise and drink myself stupid, part of me wants to go out, and part of me wants to just go to bed. 24 hours from now ...
Posted by Anthropomorphic Personification on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 05:17:00 PST

Retrospectacle Part 2: The Weird World of Poems

I came to the conclusion that last year's journals may contain a little more information about other people than I want to put out here at the moment. So I am posting here all of my weird poems from m...
Posted by Anthropomorphic Personification on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:43:00 PST

Tis the season for desperation...

People get depressed and stressed in December.  Between the holidays and finals, pressure is pretty high.  Pressure to be a perfect student, pressure to maintain appearances, pressure to pro...
Posted by Anthropomorphic Personification on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:30:00 PST