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About Me

Funny. Lies about being funny when he's not. Sarcastic. Verbose. Annoyingly verbose. Doesn't wear women's underpants, parachutes or bulletproof vests. Does know where to acquire them in a bind, however.

My Interests

Comedy. Adult Swim. Hilariously bad movies. Good conversation. World of Warcraft. Video games. Shiny objects.

I'd like to meet:

People who are not trying to kill me. Satirists. Satyrs. Sartre-ists. Incredibly hot, rich women who will make me food. People who think they exist. People who question existence without questioning whether they should be keeping busy just in case it does exist. Coffee Achievers. People who know when to BYOB.And who wouldn't want to meet Robot Johnson, Charlotte's best sketch comedy group?

Music:

Weekend Excursion. Vienna Teng. Weird Al. Gorillaz. Frank Sinatra. Dean Martin. Daft Punk. Cowboy Mouth.

Movies:

Bad movies. MMMMMMmmmmm

Television:

Adult Swim. G4TV. Law & Order. Attack of the Show. Happy Tree Friends. Black Adder. The Young Ones. Monty Python. Family Guy. X-Play. South Park. C-SPAN.

Books:

Terry Pratchett. Isaac Asimov. Neil Gaiman. Frank Miller.

My Blog

Power in search of a cape

Life as a super hero is hard& or so I imagine. I'm not a super hero. I'll go ahead and say that up front. I'm not one of those types that likes to go around and pretend that they're a superhero, livin...
Posted by That I do what I like on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:42:00 PST

An epic tale in virtually no parts.

So, that's how it ended. How it begun is a different story. But a better story by far is that of her attorney. Unfortunately, I had to sign a confidentiality agreement with her to hear it so that's ri...
Posted by That I do what I like on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:53:00 PST

Shot through the heart

"Two more shots, a Sprite and a Bud, please." "Coming right up, love." "You're a riot, man." "You know, I hear that a lot from above." "I'll bet, do you ever hear 'Two more shots, a Sprite and a Bud, ...
Posted by That I do what I like on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:34:00 PST

threeday

today i did not visit graceland. i did not have a frosty chocolate milk for breakfast or pick up souvenirs. i had no ribs and no gift bags of grey goose. i heard no queries on the japanese buying elvi...
Posted by That I do what I like on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 09:07:00 PST

I am more than the sum of my Color Me Badd merchandise

Okay, so I have nothing to go with the title with the possible consideration of what it would take to dress up as a Colorian... a Baddite... a whatever the hell they are. Anyways, I got to think...
Posted by That I do what I like on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:55:00 PST

Al B sure to party all the time of your life long obsession

Working for a corporation isn't that bad. You get the bargain price shoes and you carve out your heart. Oh, woe is me. ...actually it's not that bad. It's just dull as hell some days. I keep dreaming ...
Posted by That I do what I like on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 04:23:00 PST

Live it like you stole it.

You know, normally I don't let my fear of clowns get to me. It's not the clowns that get me. It's the bit about everyone of them asking me out on a date that bothers me so. Having said that lie, I no...
Posted by That I do what I like on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:48:00 PST

Drinking and Dinin

I make no secret of my love of the grape, the hop and the remainder of the food spectrum. I also enjoy them all in combination. Here is the result of tonight's efforts. Mi amiga Amanda (y ella corta...
Posted by That I do what I like on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:23:00 PST

...but if it's too easy, they're going to disagree... dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip

... Never could figure out what became of the damned gopher from that movie. But anyways, I'm busy keeping it real and keeping it real (as you all most likely know) drains the awesome ...
Posted by That I do what I like on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:48:00 PST

Teddy Ruxstance abuse.

Posted by That I do what I like on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:51:00 PST