Gorgeous Armada is a nonstop thrill ride that never stops. Ever. If you don't leave the show feeling sticky then you missed the point. My mom thinks Gorgeous Armada is a clever name for a band. "I don't know what kids like these days," she said, "but I don't see why they shouldn't like you guys." Your Mom feels the same way.

Crook Book Episode 1 "Gangsta Sauce"

"Where did it go wrong? It definitely wasn't the sauce... the sauce was perfect." Follow Chaz B. Illyn (Gorgeous Armada) Acclaimed Internet Model Handsome Gorgeous (The Internet) and JPEG (JPEG Picture Show Productions) into the deliciously gritty underbelly of the culinary arts.