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Welcome to Osama's Homo Abortion, Pot, and Commie Jizzporium

About Me

I am a communist and a realist. Maybe I'm more of an idealist than I'd like to believe. I'm also an artist trapped in the mind of an anal retentive butthole. Often you can hear me scream. I'm getting better. I make witty banter. I'm afraid of looking foolish. I probably need your help more than I'm willing to admit. I'm not as open as I pretend to be. Sometimes I do asshole like things. Mostly I feel remorse. I am not sure who I am, I am embarassed by this. Sometimes I hide behind the know it all. He's as scared as me. I am not as self deprecating(I looked this up so that noone will ever find out I don't spell well) as this seems. I have a cynical shield and a sarcastic sword (it's real sharp). My most embarrassing (looked this one up too) moment was being rejected in my offer to look foolish. Please don't tell anyone. I am not a werewolf. Feel free to tell anyone you would like. I am begrudgingly afraid of death. The only way I feel loved is when I'm criticized (probably should, but not going to on this one). I am heroic in my own fantasies. I would like to be the mayor of a rural town and build a world class health clinic with free health services for all of my subjects. I am subjective. You are objective. Well.. I objectify you. I have a sense of humor. Nothing is off limits. I have permeable boundaries. They don't always serve me well. Someday I will be the ringleader of some absurdist street circus. Who will be the Barnum to my Bailey? I believe in now. I seem to have misplaced it. I have a crush on nearly every girl. If you pour it in ice cream it's creamciclicious (don't even need it on this one). I have more free time than I need. Would you like to swap? I fall asleep when I am mad. I am a pirate, a few hundred years too late.
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My Interests

Cuba, communism, pirates, taoism, poker, computers, laughing, making the world a better place, politics (not the stuff you see on the news), pilates, cooking/baking, French Bulldogs, relaxation, the 32 hour work week, Chinese medicine, making abstract art, wine making, soda brewing, writing, farm stuff, running.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people. Guerilla thearteristas. Katherine Hepburn. Karl Hungus. The people that write I love you messages on the sidewalks outside of the city jail.

follow rednerrus at http://twitter.comI joined twitter you should too so that we can be friends and you can know what's happening.

Music:

The Mars Volta, Soul Coughing (M. Doughty), Led Zeppelin, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Matisyahu, Jack Johnson. Something that makes me feel alive and brings a smile to my face.

Movies:

Here is an RSS feed of my netflix queue These are the flix I'm currently into. The list is long but I love movies.

Television:

Arrested Development. Dinner for 5. Lost.

Books:

Right now I'm reading The Blind Watchmaker and making up for lost time.

Heroes:

Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, John Stewart, Fidel Castro. James Hill

People who are helping women feel beautiful naturally.

My Blog

Who Am I?

More importantly who are you?Many of you I have fallen out of contact with for lack of trying. Many I've left on piss poor terms. I'm sorry.
Posted by ))<Gregg>(( on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:06:00 PST

Christmas Gifts?!?

Just a quick thought I had on my way home from school. As I get closer and closer to the way that I used to feel, I'm beginning to realize how much brighter my life seemed when I had real love in it....
Posted by ))<Gregg>(( on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:57:00 PST

Are yours the actions of a true American?

For those of you too lazy to read, a video of the following transcript is posted at http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/09/25/olbermanns-special- comment-are-yours-the-actions-of-a-true-american/.And fi...
Posted by ))<Gregg>(( on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:07:00 PST

It's time we got universal healthcare.

Our health care system is broken, and H. R. 676, the Conyers-Kucinich bill, is the only comprehensive solution to the problem. It is also the system endorsed by more than 14,000 physicians from Physic...
Posted by ))<Gregg>(( on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:46:00 PST

New Photos

I have some new photos posted on Flickr. Check them out.
Posted by ))<Gregg>(( on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:35:00 PST

Or Am I Standing Still

This is a video from an improv group that took over a Home Depot in NY with 225 people that were all going in slow motion. Pretty awesome. From improv everywhere....
Posted by ))<Gregg>(( on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:12:00 PST

This is for everyone who is working a little too hard.

There remains this enormous and wicked sociocultural myth. It is this: Hard work is all there is.Work hard and the world respects you. Work hard and you can have anything you want. Work really extra s...
Posted by ))<Gregg>(( on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:46:00 PST

True Stories

people often use words to hide what they meanothers wear a cloak of silencethis town has reached its's gel point start the glowplugsclouded over by clear skies droplets of inspiration form on the flow...
Posted by ))<Gregg>(( on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:38:00 PST

Yo Money, These Tights are Mad Tight

My whole entire exciting ass life is knocking down my doorI sit paralyzed chatting with the pastThe smalltalk boring me to tearsI can no longer relive the glorious pastBut my superhero costume shrank ...
Posted by ))<Gregg>(( on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:29:00 PST

Ok With Me

I just got off the phone with an old friend and I came to some shocking conclusions during the course of our phone conversation. In the process I really started to feel ok with who I am. I have been...
Posted by ))<Gregg>(( on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 05:13:00 PST