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I CAN GO TO YOUR MAMA'S AND START A SMALL FIRE IN HER PANTIES...

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MacGyver back in full effect

MACGYVER TRIVIA BITCHES!  Tell me this, what TV show does Richard Dean Anderson "star" in these days?  That'll get you!! (I'll give you a hint. STAR is in the title) BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 20:59:00 GMT

MacGyver's first name

Anyone know his first name and who he's named after? That'll get you!
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 02:22:00 GMT

Hooked on a Feeling

I've never been one to pride myself on my judgement, or lack thereof.  In fact, I believe I thrive on misguided tendencies.  It's kind of like the toddler that, despite excruciating pai...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 21:31:00 GMT

You might be an alcoholic...

Top ten signs that you are too drunk 10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. (No, but I often find myself trying to stand up straight by bracing the wall.)9. Mosquitoes...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 17:19:00 GMT

Dear Abby- I mean Diary...

I was reading my "alernative horoscope" today via the Willamette Weekly.  Instead of giving me false hope of financial freedom, happiness and eternal love, it gave specific instructions. Write.&n...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 21:17:00 GMT

The Watertrough is officially my stomping ground... Afterall, I bought the T-Shirt

I just made a stupid purchase... It's a pink "Watertrough Saloon" logo t-shirt.  It was $9.00.  I was drunk when I made Rich, the Adam Corolla-esque bartender bring it out. I bought it an ho...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 03:35:00 GMT

An apple a day just plain sucks for you!

In honor of national consumer whore day, also known as Valentines Day, I've opted to contribute another blog to my collection.  According to my tally, I have 10 at this point. ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 18:46:00 GMT

Call me crazy...

ARG!!!!!!!!!! You know those people that do nothing wrong, but they make you cringe anyway?  The ones that irritate the fuck out of you, kind of like a bad rash? So I'm on the eliptical machine ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 21:51:00 GMT

Atmos mutha-fucking Phere!

It was a Saturday night.  I was wasted.  Carlos was there.  And I was at the Atmosphere show.  Effing amazing! Kelsey and Chris stayed with me this weekend. When they got her...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 18:46:00 GMT

Appetite for Deception!

HOLY FUGGIN SHIT! Friday night Martine calls me;  "Get your ass down to the Hawthorne theatre! A G n' R cover band is playing tonight!" Meanwhile, I'm in PJ's, ready to pass out.  "Dude, I h...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 23:28:00 GMT