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Melissa

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About Me

  
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, "What am I doing!"

"Just find the little man in the boat!"

"Vote for me and all your wildest dreams will come true."

"Everybody poops." whateverlife.com

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Sun Sign: Gemini
Sun 0° Gemini 25' Gemini Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Scorpio
Moon 20° Scorpio 47' Scorpio Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Leo
Ascendant 5° Leo 18' Leo Horoscope
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My Blog

Beanism

It wouldn’t presumptuous to say that, in general, people are not fixated in their perceptions. Generously a hand full at best. In the right context and with the right tone, minds can be change...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:16:00 GMT

Movie Reviews

Interview:Contrived and ridiculous. executed like a series of one-liners and monologues that amount to nothing!!! performances by both are utterly unbelievable, meaning I didn't believe a word that ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 20:08:00 GMT

Is it so hard?

Being home and the change of pace has been a much more welcome respite then I anticipated. Family who love me so unconditionally, seeing old friends who only know me by my age old nickname and drinki...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 23:38:00 GMT

3000 count

3000 countThe fact that I find humor in my ever-bending day is meirly a condition of point of view.My morning spent as the Pink Power Ranger with jet packs in my shoes is actually the low point of my ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 00:47:00 GMT

Self-pity/Rubix cube

Sorrow, the human condition. Usually sorrow for oneself. Self-pity if you will. We all feel sorry for ourselves from time to time. Ha, who are we kidding, we all feel sorry for ourselves a lot of ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:10:00 GMT

F.@%

My mother always taught me, never talk about religion, politics or sex. But what about money. Is money okay to talk about? Money is pretty much a combo of all three. Politocs, cause there's usuall...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 16:19:00 GMT

C2

Hey Y'all, Happy C2, Christmas and Chanukah!!!! May we all come forth and unite and consume and give material items to show our love, hee hee. Whether it be the holiday infant or a bunch of lam...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 10:57:00 GMT

Caffeine

Caffeine Caffeine, the final frontier. The final legal frontier, I mean. Dont believe me? Work in a coffee shop of 10 minutes and get back to me. Let me introduce myself, I am a Barista. That...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 14:17:00 GMT

Movie Reviews!

Gus Van Sants Last Days, 2005 In naturally Van Sant style, this flick does not lack his usual 10 minute takes, a minute of which is not wasted on the cutting room floor. Including his obligatory ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 21:57:00 GMT

Slice of Brain

This is actually an email i just sent to my friend discussing my current state. Right now i'm currently seeking a small black hole to reside in until the blood stops flowing uncontrolably from my b...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 22:43:00 GMT