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Jana

This isn't a menu! This is a punchline!

About Me

I like comic books, and tulips, and lilies, and belching contests, and cooking, and weird taxidermy, and writing, and art, and the history channel, and jeopardy, and history and art museums, and coffee, and animals, and drawing and painting, and really old cemetaries, and zombie movies, and horse back riding (i've never done it i just assume i'd like it) and linguistics, and languages, and cultural anthropology, and mythology, and folklore, and laughter, and dark movies, and sleeping in, and watching the sun rise, and living by large bodies of water, and the fourth of july, and horse racing, and competetive collegiate cheerleading, and ice skating, and hockey, and highshcool football games, and indian food, and italian food, and pie, and happy babies, and travelling, and roadside attractions, and movies, and classic rock, and miniatures, and the idea of fate and...

My Interests

please note i am not here for dating. no i don't want to meet you. no i don't want to be your girlfriend. no i don't think we should chat. no i don't think we have a lot in common.

I'd like to meet:

people i already know.

Music:

the dos factots and the bernards. i'm really in to them right now.

Movies:

i hate movies.

Books:

encyclopedia britanica

My Blog

year of the change?

i've realized i need to do something otherwise four years from now i'll still be at my job and still be wishing i was somewhere else. i'll turn into pam from the office only there is no jim. and that'...
Posted by Jana on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:28:00 PST

The internet

I think it has a bizarre impact on people's desire to disclose information. For example, right here on myspace, if you read my "about me" that lists crap my mom doesn't even know i like. The internet ...
Posted by Jana on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 02:52:00 PST

watch it bud i've got radioactive blood

so i got bit by a spider on my right hand (in the exact same locale as peter parker) last night at my parents. my hand has since proceeded to balloon up like a surgical glove full of hot air. i a...
Posted by Jana on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:58:00 PST

I like American music... do you like american music?

I hate a lot of things. Well, I suppose "greatly dislike" many things, but for the sake of simplicity, I'm just going to say "hate". For example, discussing music. It absolutely infuriates me that thi...
Posted by Jana on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:20:00 PST